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New york gays and associates
Gaysmith: Guess who’s number I gotttt
Cleor: One of your new hookups’s?
Apple pie: or one of your new victims’s
Gaysmith: I wish
Cleor: …
Cleor: Which one of the two do you wish?
Gaysmith added A. Veylocke to the chat
Gaysmith gave A. Veylocke access to the chat history
A. Veylocke: I wish it was the second one.
Bigfoot: ABOLISH???
Bigfoot: YOURE ALIVE????
Wolfy: :o
Wolfy: you didnt know?
Bigfoot: IM SUPPOSED TO?????
A. Veylocke left the chat
Apple pie: good choice.
Shelby: NOOO
Wolfy: :c
Gaysmith added A. Veylocke to the chat
Gaysmith gave A. Veylocke access to the chat history
Gaysmith: You get back here mister
Gaysmith: You don’t get to disappear for decades
Gaysmith: And show up like a stalker on a roof
The BEST detective: He was stalking us???
Apple pie: you would think “the best detective” wouldve noticed that
The BEST detective: 🙄
The BEST detective: WELL I didnt
A. Veylocke: Good.
Bigfoot: YOU WERE NEAR US THIS WHOLE TIME???
A. Veylocke: Yes.
Bigfoot: AND YOU DIDNT TELL US???
A. Veylocke: I was working.
Gaysmith: meh meh meh meh
Gaysmith: Work is boring
Gaysmith: Just like your gc name
Gaysmith changed A. Veylocke’s name to Workaholic
Workaholic changed Workaholic’s name to A. Veylocke
Gaysmith changed A. Veylocke’s name to Cryptic guy
Cryptic guy changed Cryptic guy’s name to A. Veylocke
Gaysmith changed name changes to admin only
Gaysmith changed A. Veylocke’s name to Somehow alive
Somehow alive: …
Somehow alive left the chat
Gaysmith: Oh no you won’t
Gaysmith added A. Veylocke to the chat
Gaysmith gave A. Veylocke access to the chat history
Gaysmith changed A. Veylocke’s name to Somehow alive
Somehow alive: Sigh.
Cleor: Did you just sigh over text?
Somehow alive: Yes.
Cleor: wow
AO3 curse: whats happing Q-Q
Apple pie: Scott, Drift and Shelby just found out that Abolish is still alive
Gaysmith: Oh no I knew for a whileeee
Bigfoot: YOU KNEW FOR A WHILE AND DIDNT TELL US???
Gaysmith: well yeah
Gaysmith: I only just got his number
Gaysmith: Took wayyyy too many tries
Somehow alive: He stole my phone.
Gaysmith: I would neverrrr
Somehow alive: You called my employer.
Gaysmith: To tell him you were busy yeah!
Somehow alive: …
AO3 curse: I need to write this down
AO3 curse: This sounds like some enemies to lovers slow burn :D
Somehow alive: A what now?
AO3 curse: Abby how chronically offline are you o-o
Somehow alive: One, you are chronically online. I am not chronically offline.
Somehow alive: Two, I only use my phone for work.
Somehow: Three, do not call me Abby.
AO3 curse: but Abbyyyyyy :3
Somehow alive: No.
Gaysmith: I like the sound of Abby
Gaysmith: Also you are always working
Gaysmith: You never give me your time
Somehow alive: I give you my time by watching you.
Gaysmith: Usually people pay to watch me
Somehow alive: This is my job.
Gaysmith: Then ill make an exception for you pretty boy
Gaysmith: 😉
Bigfoot: awww this is cute
Somehow alive: I want to leave.
Cleor: Same.
Apple pie: same
Cherry pie: hmm no you don’t
Apple pie: maybe I wont
The BEST detective: simp
AO3 curse: I smell yuri
Apple pie: Sausage.
Apple pie: I am literally married
Apple pie: wdym ‘you smell yuri’
AO3 curse: oopsie woopsie I forgor
Apple pie: YOU WERE THERE
AO3 curse: woops
Gaysmith: wait a minute
Gaysmith: Apo?
Apple pie: stfu
Gaysmith: You’re married???
Somehow alive: She is.
Gaysmith: wow and we weren’t even invited
Cherry pie: I suggested it but uhhh
Apple pie: I absolutely do not want to be associated with you guys
Gaysmith: I am awesome wdymmmm
Apple pie: …
Cleor: …
Somehow alive: …
Gaysmith: Okay okay I get it
Gaysmith: haters