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1. Hey, Stoopid! by Hylaeodraco

   Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • yumeship - Relationship
   • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • yumeship - Freeform
   • Selfship
   • sequel rejection
   • invented lore
   • Death
   • Fear of Death
   • the main character is supposed to be dead but he's not
   • soooo beej has been sent to finish that whole thing up
   • may or may not abruptly drop this like I always do
   • Alice Cooper Referneces

   Summary

   Smoke is no longer alive... but he isn't exactly dead. His face is on missing posters in the land of the living and on wanted posters in the afterlife. Those neither dead nor alive are a huge problem for the powers that be in the netherworld. They need someone to finish his transition from life to death before the secret of the afterlife gets out!

   Rather reluctantly, the powers that be turn to Beetlejuice to capture Smoke... and he's going to take full advantage of the opportunity.

   //It's a yumeship fic. A music fic at that (kinda? I mean, lotsa references to Alice Cooper's album: "Hey, Stoopid!") Also pretending the sequel doesn't exist. POV switching so, sorry about that. I wanted to. I'm not out here to write something ground-breaking I'm just here to write. Maybe. This is posted to wattpad but I ain't one of this swath of wussies coming in. I've been here since 2013, starting as a lurker!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,195

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   Kudos:

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   Hits:

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