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Ferran Torres arrives at PSG with a World Cup-winning goal, shaky French, and a convenient habit of blaming his teasing on vocabulary mistakes.
Désiré Doué has two Champions League titles, a well-documented tendency to dribble fifteen times before shooting and, in theory, enough common sense not to answer when he knows exactly what Ferran is implying.
Or: Désiré is convinced nothing is happening between them. A conviction that survives an alarming number of late-night DMs, until he finally has to admit that Ferran’s French was never the real problem.