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After the whole 'Barcelona has to show they like me' fiasco with Ferran, he decides to leave the club, seek a fresh start through a new club.
Pedri, who does not take the news well, declares him as mortal enemy number one, somehow leading to them spending the night together before the transfer.
Drunk, exhausted and not thinking clearly, they end up accidentally married in that hazy state, a detail neither discovers until the next morning when Ferran has to leave for Paris.
They find themselves navigating a chaotic scream-match-filled divorce process that drags on far longer than it should, leaving them stuck in a bizarre marital purgatory that feels less like a solution and more like the universe's cruelest prank.