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Facty beats the shit out of Martian.

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Niche ahh fandom blud

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It was a dark midnight at this moment of time, Facty was sound asleep in his outrageously bright room but at least it wasn't eyeraping at night. He had been pretty exhausted the day prior, having to put up with whatever goofy fact scenario played, especially from that alien.

Suddenly there was a crash in the house which sounded like glass breaking, and Facty immediately woke up groaning as he did so, it wasn't even the fact that someone broke into his house that irritated him; it was the fact he was interrupted from his sleep he desperately needed.

He begrudgingly got up, and as he walked out of his room into the hallway fear started to creep up on him as he investigated where the noise could've come from.

It soon dissipated tho when he saw his fellow friend in his kitchen, sitting on the floor and eating his jar of red jam that he had just bought.

 

“Martian?? What.. Why are you in my house, eating my food?!” The blonde rubbed his eyes in exhaustion looking down at the creature, more bewildered than mad.

“There weren't any more berries in the wild so I thought you had some! This was the closest thing I could find, gee thanks facty!” He smiled innocently and then went right back to dipping his little claws in the jar, he looked like an adorable mess with the red paste all over his face.

“So..you broke into my house?! I- I didn't give you permission!” He stammered in disbelief, starting to feel enraged, and Martian flinched at his tone. “I thought it would be okay- AH!” He was suddenly lifted up by his shirt and punched hard in the face, tears forming in shock and pain.

 

Facty didn’t even utter a single word or a noise when he turned around and threw Martian to the ground, then getting on top of him to repeatedly beat him with both fists as the poor bug whimpered and cried, trying to crawl away. He didn't even feel bad or care when he saw bruises and bloody cuts appear on him, he deserved it. All he ever did was be a nuisance. It was justified.

“P-please stop!!” He yelled shakily, absolutely terrified, but to his mercy the blonde dude did stop, he decided that he had gotten enough punishment. He picked up the weak bug and carried him to his room to patch him up.

“Why'd you sniffle do that?” He tried to stop his crying as his former friend bandaged his bloody limbs, Facty just sighed heavily and then held the poor Martian in his arms.

“Please stop screwing things up. I didn't wanna have to do it, I didn't!” he just let him hold him, trying to recover from the vicious beating, he still didn't understand why, or how he was “screwing up,” he was just glad it was over and maybe Facty would be nice now.

“Let's just never talk about this again..okay?”

Martian looked up at him and nodded sadly, but It was kinda comfy and he accidentally fell asleep on the blonde. He didn't mind it too much and eventually fell asleep cuddling him.