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If you couldn't tell, this work is mostly (key word, mostly) satire. It was fun to write, and will probably still just stay as a oneshot. Tho, if you want me to make more, I can and I will.
Based off of this clip from one of the TCD irl streams. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8LjcabU/
TCD was going crazy. Zoink hopped on Grief, but Doggie was nowhere to be seen. Good news for Zoink.
He got an impressive 23% to 65% on the level, the team cheering him on. Conix was especially loud. Well, he always was.
Zoink started at 0, getting past 30%.
“Yo, Samme, get over here, Zoink is obliterating Grief.” Conix said.
Samme rushed over, phone in hand. The chat went wild, people spamming, ‘GO!’
The viewer count reached 10k. A lot of pressure was on Zoink now.
That must have got to him, as he died at 72%
“FUCCKKK!! SHITT!!”
Doggie the underrated young lion flew out of the other room. “What?” Doggie yelled over the commotion.
“Zoink just got 72% on Grief!”
“WHAT?” Doggie pushed Conix out of the way, (club)stepping right over to Zoink.
“GET OFF GRIEF!!”
“Nah.” Zoink replied, unusually nonchalant.
The thing is, Zoink was sweating. Not because of his high percentage on Grief, but because of how close Doggie was. He leaned over Zoink’s desk, clicking off the level, and sitting down on Zoink!
His mind scrambled. He hoped this was just some clip farming. He was pretty sure it was. Doggie had a girlfriend, right?
Doggie adjusted on his lap, sitting up. The chat went crazy. ‘ZOGGIE CONFIRMED?’ ‘OMG JUST KISS'
Zoink held his breath, Doggie clicking into the level. He clicked on and off Megahack.
Trick noticed how Zoink looked, and tried to help him. He didn't know if he wanted this or not, but he'd try.
“AFTER 5 ATTEMPTS ON GRIEF, WE ARE GOING TO DO A TCD TRUTH OR DARE FEATURING ZOINK AND SAMME!” Trick announced. He noticed that Zoink looked happier than usual, so he sighed and knew that it had worked.
Doggie died at 12% at first, getting a little annoyed and adjusting himself on Zoink's lap.
On the second attempt though, he got past his best. The percentages flew up. 90%.
Zoink was getting hard under Doggie. He was pretty sure he didn't notice; he was pretty focused, and that what Zoink adored about him.
The thing is, Doggie did notice. His cheeks flushed, and he got more and more sweaty.
Zoink was about to adjust, then he realised Doggie hit 95%. He was about to beat Grief.
The endscreen flashed on the monitor, Doggie getting super excited.
Even Zoink was, cheering him on. “YEAH!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!”
Doggie was bouncing up and down on Zoink, but this time he didn't notice.
Zoink hugged Doggie from the back. “Hey, good job.” Zoink's voice made his heart flutter.
“Thanks, you are being nice about Grief for once.”
“Hey! Take that back!” Zoink laughed.
“Nope.”
“You are so annoying.” Zoink rested his head on Doggie's neck.
The chat noticed their chemistry, a couple of people shipping them already.
Doggie started reading out the chat.
“Yo, MonsterTruck315, thanks for the ten bucks.” He read out the message they left. “Are you and Zoink secretly datin…” He went silent. Zoink noticed him stressing out and answered for him.
“No, no, we are just good friends. Doggie has got a girlfriend, haven't you?”
“We broke up 3 days ago.”
Oh.
He felt a bit sad for Doggie. “Hey, um, how about we start that truth or dare? Trick?”
“Oh yeah, that.” Trick said.
Doggie turned around to face Zoink on his lap.
“Thank you.”
“N-no problem.” He was blushing now.
“What's wrong?” Doggie asked, his voice softer than usual.
“N-nothing, we should start that truth or dare, now.”
“You sure?” His hand reached up to Zoink's face, using his thumb to carress his cheek.
Now Zoink was flushing deep red.
“You look sick, but if you really want to, we can.” His hand was still on his cheek.
“Okay.”
Trick changed the topic.
“THE FIRST PERSON TO DONATE AT LEAST 10 DOLLARS GETS TO GIVE THEM A TRUTH, OR A DARE. MAKE IT SUITABLE THOUGH, AND NOT TOO WEIRD.”
Doggie nods his head, his arm still around Zoink, almost protectively.
“Hey, if you don't want to do it, it's okay.”
“No… I do. Promise.”
“‘Kay. Promise.”
That word was all it took for them to look at each other, and desperately kiss each other. It took them all they could to not.
“OH WOW FIRST DONATION ALREADY??!!” Trick shouted.
“Thanks for the 15 bucks, EmporerPenguin629. So, truth or dare, Zoink and Doggie?”
“What do you wanna go with?” Doggie asked.
“Whatever you wanna go with.” Zoink replied.
“I was thinking truth. They can't be that bad.”
“True. Let's go for it.”
None of them realize they Doggie is still sitting on Zoink's lap. He enjoys it, to say the least.
“Okay, we are going for Truth.” Zoink says.
“The truth is…” Trick says. “Have either of you kissed a boy?” He reads from the chat.
“I have.” Zoink says. “What about you, Doggie?”
“Uhh… no? I haven't yet?”
**HOLY FORESHADOWING**
“WOW! ANOTHER DONATION FROM EmporerPenguin629! Thanks for the 20 bucks this time!”
“So, wanna go for Dare?”
“Why not.” Doggie answered.
“EmporerPenguin629… Says, kiss each other. Ooh…”
Zoink looks at Doggie. He looks back. On both of their cheeks blush is quickly spreading.
Zoink leans in. “Is this okay?”
“Yes.” Doggie leans in closer, their lips finally touching. It's sloppy, and not exactly the most pleasant.
“So next one-” Trick looks over at them, and they've already leaned in again.
Doggie looks extra hot, Zoink thinks as he closes the gap for the second time. He tilts his head to the side, Doggie doing the same on the other. Their lips touch passionately, and Doggie reached a hand up to press the side of Zoink's face, and Zoink's own hand presses it down.
Doggie takes his tongue out, touching the side of Zoink's mouth with it. He moans, yet doesn't stop. One of his hands grips Zoink's waist, his hands tightening slowly, their mouths not pulling back.
“Uh, guys? You can stop now.” Trick says.
Conix shushes him. “Let them. I can tell they are enjoying it.”
“The stream is gonna end now guys!! Bye!” Conix says into the phone.
“Now let's go. Let them do their thing.”
They all walk out the room.
“Phew, we got rid of them. Don't want them to see this.”
“Are we gonna… go the full way?”
“No, Doggie, I don't want your first time to be here, of all places.”
Zoink's hand caresses his soft cheek.
Doggie says, “Well I want to try something out.”
“What would that be?”
Doggie's lips press to Zoink's neck, slowly lingering there after the kiss. They continue lower.
Zoink moans.
“Huh, what was that?” Doggie sarcastically says, knowing full well what it was.
“Hey, you know what means.”
“Yeah I do.” Doggie kisses Zoink on the cheek.
“I need to go now.” Doggie says, standing up and moving away.
“Really? You have to?”
“I sadly do.”
“1 more kiss pleaseee!!”
“Fine.. C'mere.”
Zoink stands up, their foreheads pressing together, before their lips touch, passionately again. Zoink's hand touches Doggie's neck, only pulling them even closer.
“Hey, I need to go. I can't make this too long.”
Zoink impulsively hugs Doggie, giving a peck on the back of his neck.
“Thank you. I'm glad you promised me, Doggie.”
“You too, Zoink.”