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Aino (@clinkclankaino) created this group chat
Aino (@clinkclankaino) named it “people i know”
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @inefficiency
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @bunnyboy
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @nightbirdie
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @minidurin
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @coolrobotlady
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @boom_itsklee
Aino (@clinkclankaino) added @drunkoldman
Aino: yayyyy everyones here!
@inefficiency joined “people i know”
@inefficiency changed their display name to Ineffa
Ineffa: Aino, I do not believe this User ID suits me.
Aino: no its great!
Ineffa: But it contradicts how I function. I am programmed to be as efficient as possible.
Aino: but its funny
Ineffa: I see. Updating database on puns.
@bunnyboy joined “people i know”
@bunnyboy changed their display name to 10th Fatui Harbinger
@coolrobotlady joined “people i know”
@coolrobotlady: Absolutely not.
10th Fatui Harbinger: why not??? i think its perfect
@nightbirdie joined “people i know”
@nightbirdie changed @bunnyboy’s display name to Lohen
@nightbirdie changed their display name to Illuga
@coolrobotlady: Thank you.
Illuga: no problem
Lohen: i thought you were on my side birdie 3:
@coolrobotlady: The Tsaritsa would never let you idiots join the Fatui.
Lohen: ouch
Lohen: i thought we were friends after you had breakfast with us
@coolrobotlady: I did not choose to do that. That was all Columbina’s doing.
@ilikethemoon joined “people i know”
@ilikethemoon: hello everyone. hello @coolrobotlady. are you ineffa?
Ineffa: Hello Miss Columbina. No, I am Ineffa. @coolrobotlady is Miss Sandrone.
@coolrobotlady: I’m leaving.
@coolrobotlady left “people i know”
@ilikethemoon added @coolrobotlady
@coolrobotlady joined “people i know”
@coolrobotlady changed their display name to Sandrone
Sandrone (@coolrobotlady) changed @ilikethemoon’s display name to Columbina, the Annoying
Columbina, the Annoying: thank u sandrone
Sandrone: Shut up. I can’t believe you had to make the word “you” even shorter than it already is.
Lohen: i think its smart
Illuga: i suppose it’s a lot easier to type quickly
Ineffa: Yes. I have calculated how much time it saves. We can save around 36% of our time if we use abbreviations. I will add this to my database and use them accordingly.
@boom_itsklee joined “people i know”
@boom_itsklee changed their display name to Dodoco Princess
Dodoco Princess: aino klee wants to know if this glowing rectangle has explosives
Lohen: KLEE
Dodoco Princess: LOHEN
Lohen: i promise ill help u blow up varkas wine stash tmrw
Dodoco Princess: what is tmrw
Ineffa: Hello Klee.
Ineffa: I will not use abbreviations until everyone is settled.
Ineffa: tmrw is a shorter way to say tomorrow.
Lohen: yep
Sandrone: See how useless these stupid abbreviations are?!
Columbina, the Annoying: idky sandrone is so angry
Lohen: fr
Illuga: pls stop
@minidurin joined “people i know”
@minidurin added @chalkprince
@minidurin changed their display name to Durin
@chalkprince joined “people i know”
@chalkprince changed their display name to Albedo
Durin: hello everyone!!! :D
Durin: before i joined albedo told me abt how to text on dms
Durin: so ill be able to text quickly :D <3
Albedo: i figured it was for the best
Lohen: heyyy nice
Lohen: good j*b albedo
Durin: why r we censoring the word j*b?
Durin: is it bad :(
Lohen: dw abt it
Durin: oh oki! :3
Lohen: i like your weird text face things
Lohen: im using them
Durin: YAYYYYYYYY :DDDDDD
Aino: durin ur rly good at this
Lohen: HOWD U LEARN TEXT ABBREVIATING SO QUICKLY WTF
Durin: the f in wtf is frick right
Lohen: sure
Aino: woah cool i thought it was the f bomb
Dodoco Princess: BOMB KLEE WANTS TO SEE SEE GIMME
Illuga: klee its a different type of bomb
Albedo: wtf is this
Aino: which f are you using
Albedo: idfc
Aino: ur cool
Albedo: ty
Lohen: @nightbirdie i <3 u
Illuga: @bunnyboy i <3 u too
Aino: ewwwww
Durin: aw thats sweet
Aino: we should censor heart instead of job
Lohen: hey that’s not a good word aino
Lohen: i don’t feel comfortable
Illuga: aino ignore him
Sandrone: I
Sandrone: AM
Sandrone: STUCK
Sandrone: WITH
Sandrone: IDIOTS!!!
Columbina, the Annoying: i like it
Sandrone: Of course you do.
Sandrone: I’m going to add some sensible conversation to this chat.
Sandrone (@coolrobotlady) added @iceballerina
Sandrone (@coolrobotlady) added @crimsonfather
Sandrone (@coolrobotlady) added @traveler
@traveler joined “people i know”
@traveler added @emergencyfood
@traveler changed their display name to Traveler
@emergencyfood changed their display name to Paimon
Paimon: WHO CHOSE PAIMON’S ID???
Aino: it was me!
Durin: i think its rly cool paimon!
Paimon: Really?
Aino: paimons an unc she cant abbreviate
Durin: unc?
Aino: it means shes old
Durin: oki tysm!
Aino: np
Paimon: Paimon wants to get angry but she won’t!
Traveler: wsp ppl
Sandrone: NOT YOU TOO!
Traveler: huh?
Traveler: wtf did i do
Traveler: help
Columbina, the Annoying: hiiiiii traveler
Traveler: yo columbina wsg
Columbina: meh
Traveler: ic
Sandrone: ASDFGHJKL
Durin: is her ley line communicator broken?
Aino: shes broken
Ineffa: I must concur with Aino. All Ley Line Communicators are currently stable.
@iceballerina joined “people i know”
@iceballerina added @vodyimpsinger
@iceballerina added @hunterboy
@iceballerina added @madscientist&scarf
@iceballerina changed their display name to Odette
@vodyimpsinger joined “people i know”
@vodyimpsinger changed their display name to Vodyanitsa
@madscientist&scarf joined “people i know”
@madscientist&scarf changed their display name to Mitya
@hunterboy joined “people i know”
@hunterboy changed their display name to Alyosha
Odette: hello sandrone
Sandrone: At least you speak somewhat normally.
Mitya: WOAH THIS IS SO COOL WHO MADE THIS
Aino: me!
Mitya: HOW DID U MAKE THIS
Aino: move to dms bro
Mitya: alr
Vodyanitsa: noooooo mitya u left me alone
Odette: you still have me
Vodyanitsa: but i want him
Alyosha: we’re aware
Vodyanitsa: stfu alyosha go make out with odette backstage i want my bf back
Alyosha: WE’RE NOT DATING
Sandrone: Odette, you’re dating Alyosha?
Odette: i never said i wasn’t
Alyosha: SHUT UP I’M SO DONE WITH YOU
Lohen: someones in denial~
Illuga: just admit you like her
Alyosha: I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU TWO???
Albedo: theyre both idiots and got together
Albedo: theyre terribly affectionate
Aino: yeah so we have to suffer
Aino: but i get data from it sometimes so its fine
Alyosha: i thought you were explaining this communicating thing to mitya
Mitya: we finished
Mitya: it didnt take too long
Vodyanitsa: MITYAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED UUUUUUU
Mitya: ur sitting next to me rn and ur head on my shoulder
Vodyanitsa: I STILL MISSED UUUUUUU
Lohen: wow birdie theyre worse than us
Illuga: youre holding my hand while sitting in my lap
Lohen: hey they didnt need to know that
@crimsonfather joined “people i know”
@crimsonfather changed their display name to Arlecchino
Arlecchino (@crimsonfather) added @rizzfulmagiccatboy
Arlecchino (@crimsonfather) added @nonchalantmagiccatgirl
Arlecchino (@crimsonfather) added @diverkid
@rizzfulmagiccatboy joined “people i know”
@rizzfulmagiccatboy changed their display name to Lyney
@nonchalantmagiccatgirl joined “people i know”
@nonchalantmagiccatgirl changed their display name to Lynette
@diverkid joined “people i know”
@diverkid changed their display name to Freminet
Lyney: TIS I LYNEY
Lyney: this place is sick
Lyney: u guys wanna see some magic
Durin: woah magic is cool :D
Lyney: i agree young dragon boy
Lyney: now i will make lady sandrone disappear!
Sandrone: Thank the Tsaritsa.
Lyney (@rizzfulmagiccatboy) removed Sandrone (@coolrobotlady) from “people i know”
Lyney: tada~ >:3
Durin: ur so cool!!! :D
Lyney: tyty
Lynette: u should add her back
Lyney: naur
Freminet: i don’t think she wanted to be here
Lohen: hey its magic cat boy
Lyney: hey its sadist knight boy
Illuga: do u two know each other?
Lyney: jealous much?
Illuga: hes in my lap rn what do u think
Lyney: ill take that as a no
Lohen: yeah birdies all mine forever >:3
Illuga: pls dont say it like that
Lyney: yo can i officiate at ur wedding
Lohen: why not
Lyney: lets goooo
Arlecchino: I approve of this. May I join as well?
Illuga: at this point all of teyvat is coming so sure
Arlecchino: Very well then.
@drunkoldman joined “people i know”
@drunkoldman changed his display name to Varka
Varka: who chose my name?
Aino: me!
Varka: …
Aino: wut?
Durin: varka! did you know ur an unc? :)
Varka: the hell is going on?
Albedo: a study in character interactions
Varka: did you help?
Albedo: i didn’t see any reason not to
Varka: just don’t tell jean
Dodoco Princess: okay mister varka!
Aino: you got it unc!
Durin: yep!
Lohen: i never tell her anything
Illuga: for once i agree to this plan
Lyney: being a knight isnt even my j*b so
Lohen: youre going to be my friend now
Lyney: i see you are also educated
Lohen: yep
Mitya: i go away for like three minutes and this happens
Vodyanitsa: yeah ts is crazy
Odette: fr
Alyosha: i thought you weren’t going to use abbreviations?
Odette: that was when sandrone was here
Odette: get with the times hunter boy
Alyosha: jeez alr
Columbina, the Annoying: im sleepy
Lynette: me too
Lohen: hey columbina where’ve u been
Columbina, the Annoying: dm w/ sandrone and traveler
Lyney: add me
Columbina, the Annoying: no then sandrone will leave
Lyney: good point
Lyney: send screenshots?
Columbina, the Annoying: bet
Lyney: good girl
Lynette: stop rizzing up the moon goddess bro
Lyney: stfu dear sister
Lynette: try me
Lyney: guys did lohen die
Illuga: hes asleep in my lap
Illuga: [sends picture]
Lyney: holy gays
Mitya: aw thats cute
Vodyanitsa: not as cute as u
Alyosha: OMFG STFU AND GET A ROOM ALL OF YOU
Odette: do u want a room
Alyosha: YES ONE WHERE I CAN BE ALONE
Durin: that sounds sad
Aino: i think hes EMO
Durin: oh oki ty
Aino: yeah np
Arlecchino: Children, it’s bedtime.
Lyney: fine
Lynette: fine
Freminet: yes father
Aino: i dont wanna sleep
Durin: yeah this is fun :D
Lyney: you two are weird can i adopt you
Lynette: brother im taking your communicator and throwing it into the sea
Lyney: ill just make u disappear before that
Lynette: i know all your tricks
Lyney: i hate u
Illuga: yeah im getting off gn
During: gn everyone! sweet dreams! <3<3<3 :3
Albedo: gn
Varka: albedo i need to talk to you after this
Albedo: but i want to sleep
Varka: no you don’t
Varka: you’re going to make some crazy alchemic experiment instead
Albedo: alr fine
Albedo: ur such an unc
Varka: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Dodoco Princess: varka is an unc. good night
Mitya: good night everyone!
Vodyanitsa: now i can have mitya all to myself
Alyosha: ASDFGHJKL gn
Odette: hes very grumpy today
Alyosha: i am not
Odette: u are
Alyosha: am not
Odette: u are
Columbina, the Annoying: you should sing him a lullaby
Alyosha: PLS DONT
Odette: good idea. gn
Ineffa: Sweetest dreams to everyone. Have a leisurely rest.