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Pure Vanilla Cookie wakes up suddenly! His long beautiful blonde hair coiling down around him. His beautiful blue and yellow eyes stare wide, glancing around at every crevice and surface. His slim little tight baby waist turns as he looks over at the side of his unknown bed. His eyes look down, seeing as hes now dressed in a beautiful baby blue nightgown.
The tiny little petite cookie gasps in shock, placing his long slim hands coming onto his soft baby cheeks. “Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he gasps out, yelling out in surprise!! He continues to look around, batting his long beautiful eyelashes as he moves around in shock. The walls look so similar to shadow milk cookies decor! So many jester like themes and stuff like that yeah! He continues to look around, his poor little doe eyes wide and in shock at it all
“Im in Shadow milk cookies liar!!!” he yells out, grabbing onto his LONG BEUTIFUL LUSTEROUS AMAZING hair. He lets out soft little panicked sounds as he continues to glance around the room, his legs FAR too tired to get out and actually run away from this horrible fate!!
“Heheheeeee~~~~~~~~~~” a hush voice suddenly calls out to him. The small petite little cookie gasps out in surprise for the third time in a row, looking straight up because he obviously knew where that sound had come from. “Seems like youre much smarter then i had anticispated nillaayyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~~~~~~” the voice purred out, in that seductively sexy seductive voice!! Gyahhh!!!! Just hearing those glorious and amazing words makes Pure Vanilla cookie blush beet red like a cherry tomato.
“R-r-r-r-r-r-r–r-r-r-r-r-r-r-reveal yourself!!!!” the poor vanilla baby stutters, not able to contain his blush from hearing that beautifully seductive voice!!! He hides his disgustingly perfect and totally not a beury standard body with a blanket, holding onto it tightly! “S-s-s-s-s–stop sc–c-c-c-c–ccaring me!!!! Gyahhh!!!!!”
“Heheheheheh whatever you wish for my silly little vanilla!!” and suddenly the whole floor shakes! BOOM CRACKALACJKA BOOM BOOM BAPOW (fucking end me rn.) and suddenly! Shadow milk cookie bursts into the room! Saying his classical line because he MUST say that FUCKING LINE.
“Welcome folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 RRAeady for sum gigllessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Shadow milk cookie giggles out, grinning like an absolute devil because fun fact that wasnt needed in this FUCKING story but shadow milk was based on lucifer yeaaaa!!!!
Sweet little pure vanilla cookie GASPS out in shock, hoolding onto the covers tightly!! “Kyah!!! S-Shadow Milk-Kun!!! W-what are you doing here!!!” he stammers out, as if it isnt obvious hes in Shadow milks room so Shadow milk cookie would be there!!! Shadow Milk cookie calps his hands, grinning maniaclacly!!
“Hehehe, Well my silly little vanilly!!” he giggles, moving closer towards the petite boy. Vanilla gasps out in surprise, holding onto those same covers tightly!! “W-what do you want from me S-Sjaodw Milk Cookie Senpai!!!” he whines, squirming and squirming out in ecstasy and surprise!! The super tough shadow milk cookie grins wickedly, suddenly GRABBING PURE VANILLA COOKIES CHIN SO SEDUCTIVELY!!!
“Heh, vanilla, isnt it obvious!” he giggles, holding onto the soft little boi who could do no harm tightly. “I want YOU all of YOU! Because YOU understand me even though in the actual canon story i wont ever admit that till the year 2030!!!” He explains, his super hot alpha voice purring against Pure vanallas ear!.
“S-s-shadow Milk cookie senpai…” Pure vanilla cookie continues to stutter, moving his face away from the sexy ridge of the conventially attractive jaw that shadow milk cookie totally has. “What…what about my childhood friend white lily cookie…whom ill only ever mention as shes supposed to be the villain in this story and try to tear us apart!!”
Shadow milk cookie hums in delight, shaking his head. “Oh dont worry my sweet little nilly, shes gonna be trapped forever in my dungeon that i always had for some apparent reason to keep her away from us forever hehe!!”
“o=oh Shadow millk-kun!!” pure vanilla cookie chimes. Suddenly interlocking his fingers as his eyes glimmer with excitement!! “O-ok senpai!! Ill trust your words!! Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
Shadow milk and pure vanilla cookie kiss. The end. Fuck you all/
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White lily cookie sits in a cellar, her white hair taken out of its neat braid and her fingers gripping a stick.
She sighs.
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She hangs her head low, shaking her head in disbelief. “I dont even care about pure vanilla cookie and whatever weird crazy relationship he gets into with that stuipid fucking jester….” She mumbled, continuing to draw in the dirt ground “i just want to finally be centered around a female character and get my yuri moment….” she tuts, shaking her head.
A soft sigh escapes her lips, biting her lower lip. “I better get out soon…”
BOOOSHHHOOMMMM
Suddenly, a crash came from the side of the dungeon, making the lily flavored cookie look up from the noise. She tilts her head, eyes widening.
“Wassup.” a bubblegum colored girl called out, her wings fluttering out. White lily cookie squints her eyes, moving her face closer. “Eternal Sugar Cookie? The fuck are you doing in this story arent you supposed to be acting like a yandere for Hollyberry or something?”
“No i think id rather strangle myself than be reduced to that fanon trope.” the angel hums, messing with her light dress. “Anyways, i heard your plea for yuri, lets make out in my garden frfr”
“Alright bet”
They then fly into the sunset, finally being free from the evil yaoi couple that is nothing but a walking stereotype .