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1. How to get a spider to rest by Unicorn_Sprinklesss

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Sep 2026

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Top Wade Wilson/Bottom Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson Takes Care of Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson Likes Peter Parker's Butt
   • Wade Wilson Knows This Is Fanfiction
   • Overworked Peter Parker
   • Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider
   • Peter Parker is a Mess
   • Peter Parker is a Brat
   • Light Bondage
   • Spanking
   • Kidnapped Peter Parker
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Light Sadism
   • Tags May Change

   Summary

   Being New York’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has proved to be exhausting to say the least. Not that Peter would ever admit it out loud. But with his part time job as a journalist, as well as the online nursing program he’s been doing, and not to mention his other other part time job as THE Spider-Man, Peter’s total amount of 3 hours of sleep, if he’s lucky.

   Peter isn’t so concerned though, he’s been doing this since he was 15 now in…in three years, he will have officially hit the 15 year anniversary…yay…! But who is concerned is a very morally grey mercenary who calls himself Spider-Man’s only true friend….Deadpool!!
   Deadpool’s seen just how bad of condition Spider-Man is in and finally does what he’s been dying to do since he first met the hero, keep the spider all to himself.

   OR

   Peter sucks at taking care of himself and Wade kidnaps him!

    

   First fic I’m writing and actually posting so scary LMK IF THIS SUCKS BUT OKKAY..??

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