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Anguirus and Rodan stood next to each other, talking while on Monster Island.
Rodan: "Yeah, so that is why Kitsumi does not trust me going out suddenly without knowing someone else is with me."
Anguirus: "You really need to learn to stop flirting with women, you are a married man."
Rodan: "Hey, you know that I am just being friendly with others. Besides, I will always be-"
A loud yell was suddenly heard from the inside of Godzilla and Mothra's home from a very familiar voice to them.
Godzilla: "THEY DID WHAT?!"
Anguirus and Rodan: "!!"
Both Anguirus and Rodan begun to actually sweat a bit as they turn their gazes back toward each other.
Anguirus: "Rodey, What did you do?"
Rodan: "I just gave Mothra a gift that she could use with Goji… in bed. But I thought it would be nice for them since I did not know if they were still doing it or not. The heck did you do?"
Anguirus: "I may have been a little too rough with Mary with our playing and given her a bruise. But it was an accident and I already apologized to her."
The front door then swung open as Anguirus and Rodan would immediately turn their head to see an angry Godzilla glaring at them.
Anguirus: "Crap."
Rodan: "Just run!"
Anguirus and Rodan would then quickly begin to book it while Godzilla quickly chased after them both.
Godzilla: "Do not run from me!"
Godzilla was rather quickly catching up with them as Anguirus would notice such.
Anguirus: "He is gaining on us."
Rodan: "Sorry about this."
Rodan would then suddenly fly off into the sky.
Anguirus: "Where are you going, take me with you!!"
Rodan: "You are on your own buddy!"
Anguirus: "You prick!"
Anguirus would glance back just in time as Godzilla lunged for him.
In the end, Anguirus would apologized again to Mary after receiving a bruise upon his head as well. Rodan would get his comeuppances in due time.