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"So you're gonna move in, just like that?"
"Yes"
"You DO know you're a criminal, right?"
"I'm quite aware. The real question would be, who doesn't know about my... occupation?"
"..."
"..."
"Why were you gonna move in again?"
"Business matters."
"Right. You openly admitted to be a criminal, what would stop me from calling the police on you..."
"That wouldn't recommended, trust me. I've got some really convincing arguments."
"All right then. Make yourself at home. T-try not to murder someone around here, okay?"
"I knew you would welcome me after all. You, my dear John Watson, are a true gentleman."