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hotscunter @hotscunterhockey
Has anyone seen the new McDonalds Olympic collab??? omggggg
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its theo! @hollanholes
No reason for them to make Hollander so cute sobbing my baby his eyes are SO big and dewey compared to everyone else’s
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she geno on my malkin @tili2headmonstr
they really said if there’s one thing about Hollander it’s his gorgeous haunted victorian child stare
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M @_peek_a_b00
Can someone confirm these are real? my mcds only has furby and teenage mutant ninja turtles still
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ur not the guy @imurguy69
yes!! McDonald’s is putting out a super limited edition Olympic lineup. There’s other sports too like figure skating and track but notoriously all hockey merch is like. ugly bobble heads and foam fingers so people are really excited for those
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M @_peek_a_b00
Oh cuteeeeeee
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
Is there a hollander figurine?
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jennie | seeing 1d ! @larrygatetruther
Can someone confirm that Rozanov’s has the bubble butt?? Rumor on the street is his toy has a bubble butt #McOlympics #Rozanov
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hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Hello, just wondering if anyone has been able to confirm this?
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roz bunny @freakzanovs
LMFAOOOOOOO just saw rozanov pull up to my work
(IMAGE ATTACHED: a blurry photo from the counter of a mcdonalds. Ilya Rozanov can be seen reaching through the drive thru window to accept what appears to be several fistfuls of red Happy Meal boxes. His dark sunglasses are pulled down over the bridge of his nose, and he is winking at the camera)
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lazarus @bearmoonrising
OOMF I TOLD YOU THAT MCDONALDS JOB WAS A GOOD IDEA
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rozly #1 @8181777
CLIFF IN THE PASSENGER SEAT WINKING KNOWING HE'S GOING TO GET HOME AND PLAY WITH ROZ'S TOY AND THE TOY ROZ WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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roz bunny @freakzanovs
girl....marlow wasnt in the car???? what are u talking about
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rozly #1 @8181777
okay but imagine if he was thats what he'd be doing right now
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roz bunny @freakzanovs
oh! okay
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rozly #1 @8181777
"freakzanovs" but hates the third biggest nhl ship okay
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Hello. Has anyone been able to purchase an Ilya Rozanov figure from the McDonalds blind boxes? I’ve gone to a few different locations and I haven’t managed to get one yet. #McOlympics #IlyaRozanov #IlyaRozanovBostonBears #McDonalds #CommunityOutreach #81
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ra ra rozanov @rozzydefenda4ever
hey! what locations have you tried so far?
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Montreal.
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ra ra rozanov @rozzydefenda4ever
why are u in montreal trying to get a rozanov figurine
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
I admire his form
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buck likes puck @transbuck911
also haven’t been able to stop by mcdonalds yet which ones have you tried if you don’t mind me asking??
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
All of them.
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buck likes puck @transbuck911
There’s 30 McDonalds in Montreal.
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
37.
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buck likes puck @vaughnterscarter
And you’ve gone to all of them?
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Like I said, I admire his form.
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Bea 💗s Leah @beainurbonnet
Hi!! So i actually have an answer to this. Most of the #McOlympics figurines are available at all participating locations, but Hollander and Rozanov (rivalry duo!) are only located in their respective cities; you can only get Hollander in Montreal, and Rozanov in Boston. Which is a shame because theyre super cute! The little stands theyre resting on interlock lmao. Its supposed to be a face off but it almost looks like theyre kissing haha.
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Oh. Thank you for the info.
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Is anyone in Boston willing to send me a Hollander figure? Will reimburse costs of happy meal + shipping #Boston #McOlympics #Rozanov
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maomao @ohaitheremeow
I’ve got two rozanovs im willing to send! Where are you located?
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1hockeyfan1410 @hockeyfan1410
Montreal.
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maomao @ohaitheremeow
LMFAO no nevermind. Go fuck yourself. #GOBEARS
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matty @rozanovsleftit
good day to be a rozanov fan bad day to be a mccrispy
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bombonita @bombonita
I know an oomfie whose going to go feral for these oh god help us
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sloane @stonersloaner
not u vagueposting on lilys superbowl
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bombonita @bombonita
she is the moment that doesn’t mean she’s not super annoying
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gillie is seeing the guardians! @guards_seize_them
this is hockey twitter were all annoying
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bombonita @bombonita
so true bestie carrying on
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dm me scott hunter feet @genuinelyjustagal
Shane Hollander’s staring dead eyed down at me from the billboard outside my work and now i have to deal with it when im trying to pull up for a 10 piece
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helene of troy @themodernhelen
Yeah omg I know like I can’t believe people don’t talk about it more he’s just so creepy it genuinely sends chills down my spine he has these dark eyes like a shark he doesn’t even look human idk i just think there’s a dark energy about him
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dm me scott hunter feet @genuinelyjustagalNow where the fuck did i say any of that
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helene of troy @themodernhelen
Yeah omg I know like I can’t believe people don’t talk about it more he’s just so creepy it genuinely sends chills down my spine he has these dark eyes like a shark he doesn’t even look human idk i just think there’s a dark energy about him
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shaneisms @talktothebackhand
Girl u can’t say that he’s autistic
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helene of troy @themodernhelen
Hey! so actually I’m nonbinary
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shaneisms @talktothebackhand
Person u can’t say that he’s autistic
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syd not sid @crosbiescocksocket
Not u slamming Hollander on lily @Illyeahhh speaks twitter dot com. girl dont u remember #inseminationgate
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GOGOGOOSE @heytricky
NOT YOU @ING HER YOU WANT THIS PERSON DEAD
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Bea 💗s Leah @beainurbonnet
Hey! So definitely not what were calling that. But yeah not a great idea. #witchgate #thatsmyoomf
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helene of troy @themodernhelen
Is that the bitch who paid a hoard of Etsy witches for a woman’s IVF to fail after she called hollander a slur
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
yes and that foul woman still doesn’t have children so watch what you say where i can read it
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lea bo beania 💗 bea @lenaonme
no everybody stop are we going to ignore that fucking handle @syd helloooooo??
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syd not sid @crosbiescocksocket
i said what i said
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lea bo beania HEART bea @lenaonme
forget lily geno is gonna fucking get ur ass
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Incoming DM request to helene of troy @themodernhelen from lily speaks @Illyeahhh
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(helene of troy @themodernhelen has blocked lily speaks @Illyeahhh)
Incoming DM request to helene of troy @themodernhelen from still lily @hollandercockrocket:
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DM from: still lily @hollandercockrocket:
Not so smart of you to post things with identifying information Ms Helene DuBois of Lancer, Lancer, and Patel Attorneys at Law, fifth floor st catherine street montreal. U think i do not know how to reverse google image search from ur ugly profile picture?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
im going to get you @themodernhelen
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
im going to get you @themodernhelen
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
im going to get you @themodernhelen
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GOGOGOOSE @heytricky
@crosbiescocksocket
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syd not sid @crosbiescocksocket
bars.
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
@crosbiescocksocket
(IMAGE ATTACHED: receipt for GOOD LUCK BLESSING, FORTUNE AND FAVOR spell)
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syd not sid @crosbiescocksocket
omg thank uuuuuuuu
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syd not sid @crosbiescocksocket
HEY I JUST GOT RAIDERS SEASON PASSES IN MY MAIL? I LIVE IN PITTSBURGH???
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1hockeyfan141 @1hockeyfan1410
Anonymous collector looking to buy or trade for Rozanov figurine. I have four Hollanders, two Hunters, and a Vaughn available. Still in their original plastic bags. Smoke and pet free household. Accepting all grade Rozanov figurines for fair price or exchange. PayPal only for cash transactions. Ships from Canada. #Rozanov #BostonBears #RozanovBears #McOlympics #Hollander #Trade #CommunityOutreach
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masha | 💚 340 days vegan! @eatgreengoclean
the community outreach tag helloooo???
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syd not sid @crosbiescocksocket
@illyeahhh
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GOGOGOOSE @heytricky
@illyeahhh
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Bea 💗s Leah @beainurbonnet
@illyeahhh
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Pucktbunnie @mindfulshibari
@illyeahhh ur man is on the line baby girl!!
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
dm me.
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
will pay $$$$$ for hollanders want all 4 do not sell to anyone else
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lily speaks @Illyeahhh
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Just sent you a DM!
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Incoming DM request from 1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410 to lily speaks @Illyeahhh
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Hello, still wondering if you were up for a trade?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
yes yes yes let me see the goods i have had many false dms and promises today
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
do not disappoint me further show me the hollanders
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Haha, for sure
(Image attached: three rows of neatly stacked figurines; as mentioned there is one row of Hollander figures, two Scott Hunters, and a singular Carter Vaugn)
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
so cute so cute so cute. i will take all of them
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
What, all of them?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
is what i said yes??
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
oh no i see where confusion is coming from
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Yeah, I thought that was a lot of figurines. LOL.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
i only want all the hollanders
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
the rest do as you please. maybe donate them to a museum in hunter case they would love fossil evidence
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
There aren't any special editions, just so you know. It's all the same figure
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
yes???? and???? so cute so so cute and you would deny me???
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
you must not want your beloved rozanov so badly either shame for he is best player in the league
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Second best but no, I still want him. I'm just surprised. You must really like Hollander.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
do we have a deal? answer fast, or your boy rozanov gets it
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
(Image attached; a singular Ilya Rozanov figurine being dangled threateningly above a zippo lighter)
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Please don't burn him. I still want to do the trade.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
EXCELLENT EXCELLENT
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
where do you live I will ship tomorrow morning ASAP. i am in Boston. do not try to trick me out of my gains i know many etsy witches
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Well that doesn't really inspire me to give you my address. Where in Boston do you live?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
near TD garden. by the t station.
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
I'll be staying there for work next week. Maybe we could arrange a drop off or something.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
yes yes perfect fine. i do not particularly want you to have my home address either, internet stranger
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
when do u get in for work?
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
The 29th, really early. I'm looking it up now and there are some public drop off boxes maybe you could rent and I'll leave your there?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
and wait for u to get nothing?? no no.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
you will follow my instructions
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
will you be staying close to td garden
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Not really. But maybe a little.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
good enough. 11am, the 29th. There will be a tree outside TD garden, third from the left if you're by the parking lot with your back to the water.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
i will be there in disguise. i will have bundled your rozanov in a ziplock bag and hidden it in the branches.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
i am tall but i will make sure u can grab it even if you are short.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
i will be watching from a distance
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
you will retrieve your figurine and in exchange leave me the hollanders. we retreat to our cities and never mention this again to anyone.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
exceptable?
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Do you mean acceptable?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
english is my second language do we have a deal or not 1hockeyfan1410
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Sorry. Yes, that works.
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
good.
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
You had him against the lighter, is your Rozanov from a smoke free home?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
ROFL. no. but i do not think that bothers you so much, hollander.
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
What?
1hockeyfan1410 @1hockeyfan1410
Fucking. Who is this?
lily speaks @Illyeahhh
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