Work Text:
[Cue intro]
Announcer: Gozenreij (suddenly the school is set on fire with an Angry Ranting Swede now atop the school because it sounded like "Gozenrage")
[Back to normal]
Announcer: Gozenreij... Once upon a time, in a land far, far AFTER MY ROBOT BEE-
King Neptune: HOOOLD *opens a curtain, revealing the Odd Squad site infested with bees, infesting the screen with bees and a game show with bees that I forget the name of*
That one show host: THE BEES ARE COMIIII-
Announcer: Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, featuring (Nurp's face) NAUT!
[Cue MHS logo and THEN the actual intro that comes after said logo]
Bill who clips through the entire background: BUT YOU MAY CALL ME YOUR NEW cartoon network!
[Bill uses his Billy Guy powers to turn the music into an AO3PMV type remix of the theme song to Spongebob singing "Steppin' On Da Beach Do Doo Do Dooo", Kuri telling the STOOOOPEEEEED "Wheel Of Fish" contestant she won nothing, one of the infamously hilarious Let's Zuriiin' English exercise tapes, a Bill Wurtz music video or two, the famous "OKAY, PEOPLE!" Elf clip that was edited to say "GAY, PEOPLE!", as the instrumentals
New theme song: Creepy ain't the word, freaky ain't the word, (Everybody's got a water buffalo)
sneaky ain't the word, see what I've observed
(Oh, yours is fast, but mine is slow)
Cause there's no easy way to describe this geeky place
(Oh where'd we get them, I don't know)
Even "geeky place" doesn't tell you what I have a bad case of (cue the weird pink guy from Chowder) END THE SHOW!
But everybody's got a water buffalo
[A gif of hands pulling their pistols shoot at the intro, Cutting to a commercial break of Spatula City, only every mention of it in the background is replaced with a big ol seizure warning in MIDNIGHT HORROR SCHOOL IMPACT FONT.]
[And 3 seconds later, we tune in back to the actual episode, where the TF2 theme plays and TF2 stats cover the frame of the screen as we see "a banana bitch in a big trench coat or some crap" besides a lamppost.]
Banana boi: I am de spy- (lamppost suddenly disappears) AGH
[Banana boiled explodes, and then cut fo him back to normal]
Banana boi: BAKA NERO NE-KO HAIHUHEHO
[his fly gang turns into a gang of cats]
Banana Boi: BAIKIN boi
[The flies then surround him and make him look like Marionette Guy from FNAF.... before he starts breakdancing to low quality Gangam style with lyrics changed to be the lyrics to the "The Mr. Ed Show" theme song.]
Suddenly, a mirror!: SHUT THE FUH-
Muyamuyamuy: My name's Mabel, (takes off sunglasses), (Bill's voice) but you may call me (Muyamuya's voice and suddenly turns purple) Dye Yamuyamu
8-Ball: tern porplul
Ampoo: (Demoman) NO *electrocutes the both of them using a scene from MHS EP 35 where Yumyum and Usop get electrocuted off-screen*
[Cool Transition with the comic sans subtitle: "lets pretend that didn't happen"]
[SUDDEN MIRROR.]
Yamuyamu: (Junior's voice) AH! WHO ARE YOU?
Muyamuya: (Ratatouille's voice) I'm a rat. (JonTron's voice) WROOOONG! (Boss Baby's voice) I'm the Baby Jesis.
[Tim Templeton gasps in surprise... cue crickets.]
Muyamuya: (Skipper's face) I got you, didn't I?
Yumyum: (Ben's face) No.
Muyamuya: (Bill Cipher's voice) Turn around before you see something you might regret.
[....A cheap PNG of Yumyum turns around-]
Muyamuya: SIKE
[MuyaMuya suddenly throws YamuYamu into the mirror and replaces him while laughing like Bill Cipher]
Muyamuya: SORRY KID, BUT YOU'RE ALL-POWERFUL MODE, ACTIVATE!
[Cue Transformers transformation sequence with Yumyum's face plastered onto it]
Some guy offscreen: Wrong channel.
[STATIC TRANSITION]
Muyamuya: SORRY KID, BUT YOU'RE my impression of you in about 3 seconds? *laughs maniacally as he runs off*
[Pan over to Yumyum stuck in the mirror meanwhile.]
Yumyum: (Dipper's deadpan voice and face) you're the worst.
[Meanwhile, "BABY FIGHTS!" cue card and then to Usop and Tubee paint-fighting to the Goku theme song, while multiples of MuyaMuya run past them singing "We're the Lollipop Guild"]
Usop: ("huh" cat face) huh
[Meanwhile, the MuyaMuya Guild. They start singing
MuyaMuya Guild: (French Pea voices) KEEP WALKING *turn to face the Dynamic Duo* BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET MUCH FAR
[They pause for the two to say the next line.]
Tubee: (Tina's voice) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Usop: (Gene's face) Is that what you said when you met Mom?
MuyaMuya Guild: (Gene's voice) Was it obvious I don't care?
[the guild reverse walks and reverse sings while the leader stays]
MuyaMuya: (Gene's voice) Next time we do this I'm getting an epidural! *summons giant spray can*
Giant spray can: (Hooty's face) DELIVERY! *stretched fart noise as it sprays piss colored paint onto the two*
Tubee: (Gene's voice) AHHH! ANTHRAX!
Usop: (Gene's voice) ANTRHAX SMELLS LIKE BABIES!
[Muyamuya's gone.]
Usop: well shit.
[Back to the inside of Midnight Horror School. Hikky's drawing a photograph. The kids like it-
Hikky: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. *zoom in on Hikky* EVER TIME I USE THE-
some guy holding the frame in his photograph with slightly pitched up voice: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT IT MAKES ME-
some guy holding the frame of "some guy holding the frame in his photograph with slightly pitched up voice: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. EVERY TIME I DO IT IT MAKES ME-" in his photograph with slightly pitched up voice: LOOK AT THIS-
[SOKKA! A SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS AS WE ZOOM OUT, REVEALING THE GUY TO BE IN THE MYSTERY BOX OF WHEEL OF FISH!]
Kuni, the host of Wheel of Fish who finishes his sentence: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
MuyaMuya: (Elf dad's voice) Well, that was weird.
Tubee in the background: (Elf's face) SANTAAAAAA!!!!!!!
[Sped up spray painting montage including spraying down the Wheel of Fish clip off the chalkboard and spraying Hikky into Red Guy rocking his denim]
Liddy: MIESTUEH REEUUUDE!!!!
Muyamuya: i am not *sped up version of what she said* MIESTUEHREEUUUDE!!!!
[Cut to the graveyard behind the school]
Announcer: (as text appears reading "footage of useless annoying crow who had a girlfriend once not found") MEANWHILE
[Meanwhile, Zobie listening to an insturmental Weird Al's Thrift Store with Khalil's self esteem tape with the tape edited to match to the song]
KSETWTTETMTTS: *TRUM-TRUMPET* You-are-pow-er-ful and-a-ttrac-tive *TRUM-TRUMPET*
MuyaMuya: da fuk is that?
Usop: I dunno.
MuyaMuya: Next time we do this I'm getting an epidural!
Usop: You already said that
MuyaMuya: DO IT.
Usop: yessir
[Usop immediately sprays Zobie]
Zobie: Why, zobie?
[A clip of Zobie elsewhere from EP 9 is plastered onto Usop]
Zobie clip: *in a coffin filled with trinkets screaming for his life*
Zobie: *also in a coffin filled with trinkets screaming for his life*
[Static]
[Usop immediately sprays Zobie]
Zobie: (Bill Cipher's voice) Human soda!
Muyamuya: (Bill Cipher's voice) Human fleshbags don't know anything!
Zobie: (Patrick's face) MY NAME'S! NOT! (Mangled Bill Cipher's voice) Humanfleshbag
Muyamuya: What do they call ye, sailor?
Zobie: They coal me *cue B.O.B.s* SOOOOOSAN!
Muyamuya: (Pinkymalinky's face) Really?
Zobie: nope. They coal me MIS. TUH. PEG.
[cue mistuh peg scram as a sped up version of the scene plays up until the scene where the Dynamic Duo notice a piss colored smell in the air]
Usop: poop
[Cue fart sound as the scene cuts to a rotten banana referencing the Ratatouille YTP by Yoshimaniac]
Tubee: precisely! (G5 pony voice) How else can I say "TRILL LOOK A THAT piss"
[Cut to Yumyum stuck in the mirror, who they notice and hurdle over the gate towards Yumyum stuck in the mirror.]
Yumyum: (DHMIS Duck's voice) Attention freaks, *zoom into his face* it's me!
Usop and Tubee: Oyabun!
[Yumyum transforms into the yellow haired guy smoking a blunt from One Piece for probably a third a second]
[Meanwhile, in the library, Usop and Tubee are carrying the mirror with yumyum in it up the stairs]
Yumyum stuck in the mirror: Do you need a diversion? I'll scream. COCKROACH!!!
Tubee: (Demoman) NO, THANKS
Usop: SHUT. UP.
Yumyum: (Gene's voice) NO!
Usop: (His og voice and yes this is actually how he said it in the episode where he and the rest of the trio dressed up as Hikky, Genie, and Fonton) No problemo, bossu.
[They finally get the mirror up to the library.]
Genie: (Sniper) PISS OFF. (Gene's voice) We're selling out! Yeah! (Dipper's voice) Sha-Bam! *slams down a book depicting Jax's hesd edited to have only one tooth*
Yumyum: (Mabel's voice) AAAH!
Genie: Oh wait, I-I'm sorry. Shabam! *Slams down the same book only with a page on an old mirror and with the text replaced by actually legible text reading "
(Unfinished stuff here and then the G5 pony appears immediately afterwards)
G5 pony: HOW ELSE CAN I SAY "TRILL, LOOK AT THAT piss"
[Meanwhile, piss colored spray paint school]
(Also unfinished stuff)