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1. Breaking news! Two idiot detectives accidentally uncover a drug ring. by M1keyishungry

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Holland March
   • Mentioned Holly March
   • Holland March Needs A Hug
   • Pathetic Holland March
   • Jackson Healy is Down Bad for Holland March
   • Holland March has a Praise Kink
   • Holland March has a Bondage Kink
   • Jackson Healy has a Begging Kink
   • Jackson Healy has a Whining Kink
   • They might have some unresolved marital issues but thats okay
   • at least they love each other
   • Gay
   • bj
   • Healy gives March a Bj
   • In the back of his car
   • Kidnapping
   • Kidnapped Holland March
   • References to Drugs
   • Drug ring implied takedown
   • Throw away oc mentioned
   • just ignore them
   • Holland March Has an Oral Fixation
   • Protective Jackson Healy
   • March is a good boy
   • March is Healy's Good Boy
   • March probobly has a dissasosiative dissorder of some kind
   • im definitely not projecting
   • when do they kiss
   • So when do they get together
   • Getting Together
   • Getting to Know Each Other
   • March is Healy's dog

   Summary

   Drug crime has been on the rise in San Francisco, and a woman by the name of Cody Blaire had suspected her boyfriend of being involved with the wrong crowd. 

   But she didn't want her dearly beloved to be incriminated for a simple accusation, so she did what she thought was the best solution when she was at a bar and saw a poster on the bulletin for two private investigators.

   She dialed the number on the piece of paper and waited for the click, “Hello? This is Healy and March private investigators. How can we help you today?” She assumed on the phone this voice belonged to the more cleaned up of the two men on the paper, though the name wasn't clear. 

   “Hello? I'd like to book an appointment.” 

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