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1. What a tearible accident by LowPolyAngel

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Porn With Some Plot
   • Wade has been gone on a trip
   • Peter is drowning
   • Clothes Ripping
   • wade finally gets to fuck peter while he's still wearing his tight little red and blue suit
   • Established Relationship

   Summary

   A moment later, Peter’s phone rang in his pocket. Wade watched for a moment, eyes wide. His eyes, however, only got wider when he looked down to where Peter’s phone was ringing, spotting the jacket wrapped around his ass.

   “...What’s up, Baddie?” Wade purred, hanging up the phone.

   Peter blinked, snapping out of his haze, before following Wade’s gaze. He had to curve his back a bit to notice the bedazzled letters strewn across his ass. Peter let out an abrupt laugh and fully faced Wade, face lighting on fire. “Wha…What are you doing back so soon??”

   Actually, why did Wade have to come back now of all times?

   “I’m good at what I do.” Wade kicked the door shut behind him, dropping a few bags and locking the door behind him. “Better question, though: what diva’s closet did you raid that from?” He says with a twinkle in his eye.

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