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Ultimate Froggy sat in his heavenly frog office, with grand fountains and beautiful fabrics, and ethereal views
Contrasting with that beauty, there were several papers on the floors and an office mess throughout the place, despite his high status, Ultimate Froggy wasn't the most tidy or clean person
UltimateFroggy didn't know what to do. He's the mentor of the well-known Froggydude, sometimes a hero, sometimes a genocidal maniac. He had to guide him to the ultimate frog power
And it's not that Froggy is doing badly, not at all, quite the opposite, he always does really well. But many times, he ends up losing even when he's just one step away from victory
He loses to Grox, GroxMc, known to some as his "glorious king," and to many who aren't brainwashed, as a remorseless, psychopathic dictator
A sigh escaped UltimateFroggy, who was sitting at his desk while looking at various village newspapers about Froggy's defeats
"His glorious royal Grox, in just 99 days, managed to defeat the terrorist Froggydude who actively sought his death in an amazing way, In other news, the king's penis is GIGANTIC"
The newspaper that Ultimate Froggy looked at with disgust
Which was in his right hand, in his left hand he had something similar
"The great leader Grox ended the reign of the wealthiest former villager, Froggydude, for several unforgivable crimes, In other news, King Grox has now launched 'Grox's Special Liquid' in stores, a drink that is proving to be a hit across the country!"
-uh, eww..- It came out of UltimateFroggy's mouth while he had a look of disgust on his face
UltimateFroggy sighed as he put a hand to his forehead and placed the newspapers on the tablet
He got up from his chair in frustration, put a hand to his head, walked over to the largest window in his office, and as he looked at the scenery, said -I used to say it ironically, but I'm genuinely starting to think Froggy is trash in this- He said as he lowered his hand from his head
-He can't do anything right, well, he can, but he can't finish it well, and the point is to have an ending where you win, and that's the one thing he can't do-
UltimateFroggy inhaled and let out a BIG sigh
-i'm ask if at least his videos of all this are any good, I mean... he's popular for a reason, right? -
UltimateFroggy approached his desk again, opened a drawer from which he took out a laptop
He opened YouTube and searched for "Froggydude"
He watched a few minutes of some Froggydude videos, they weren't terrible. But UltimateFroggy probably didn't understand the hype, it's not his kind of content, I imagine
UltimateFroggy, in any other case, would have simply left the computer somewhere else and done something more important or interesting. But today he felt lazy and bored, as probably the reader of this
So he continued scrolling down the search results, until a pair of shorts caught his eye
"Frox meme animation"
UltimateFroggy didn't even open the video, he realized it was a romantic tone because the video's cover showed little hearts and pink decorations
It wasn't an unrelated video either, because he saw Froggy in that same thumbnail, but UltimateFroggy had a question in mind -Who the shit is Frox? Or what?-
UltimateFroggy closed YouTube and searched "what is Frox?" On Google with a seriousness that you as the reader probably don't have if you find this funny, but that's probably not the case because the humor in this fanfic is TRASH
"The Frox (also known as Froggydude x Grox) is a ship (a term for romantic relationships created by the fandom) of the two YouTubers Froggydude and Grox, originating from their many videos together, and an alleged 'chemistry' seen by several viewers of these videos in their words"
-Oh, well, I guess that's norm- UltimateFroggy interrupts himself, he had an idea -Wait, nobody's forcing me to teach Froggy anything truly valuable... I mean, I'm the supreme frog for a reason, and if...- UltimateFroggy rests his arm on the table while covering his mouth -no, it's ridiculous...-
UltimateFroggy began to laugh a little, a quiet laugh, which turned into a laugh
-WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT!? This shit is going to be hilarious, who cares if it's stupid, like anyone can stop me, I'm basically god- UltimateFroggy relaxed, put his arms behind his head, and placed one leg up on the table
-And I'll care about this fandom if I give them what they want most-
The scene cuts to Froggydude, who was in one of his rabies episodes
I was following a group of TERRIFIED players into a cave
-I SEE YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU- That was the last thing an unknown player heard, who before that had been running around in circles without knowing it in a narrow cave while losing his breath from fear
After being beaten unconscious, he was chewed, swallowed, and basically eaten by Froggy, who devoured him like a rabid animal, which he wasn't far from being at that state
But without being able to finish his lunch, Froggydude was teleported before UltimateFroggy in a beautiful palace
-IM GOING TO EAT YOU- Froggydude screams, ready to devour his boss, UltimateFroggy cared little or nothing about this, and while letting out a groan, he snapped his fingers and returned Froggy to normal
Froggy fell through the air to the floor and got up as best he could while covered in blood
-uh, w-what, i..- While Froggy was still on the floor, he looked up and saw ULTIMATEFROGGY
He jumped up -I'M SORRY SIR, I WASN'T IN MY SENSES, PLEASE Spare my life, I WON'T DO IT AGA-
UltimateFroggy signaled him to calm down
-Yes, I know, you're hungry and you turn into a psychopath or something, but that's not why I brought you here-
-uh? So for what?- Froggydude said
-It's a mission, it has to do with Grox, but it's not like the previous ones- UltimateFroggy froggy rose from the throne he was on, and slowly descended towards Froggydude
-What do I have to do? Kill Grox for good or something? Rest assured, I'll be very happy to do i- Froggy said, Laugthing a little, and put a hand to his chin, seemingly already thinking about it
UltimateFroggy silenced Froggy with his finger and continued speaking, but now face to face.-No, it has nothing to do with violence; you'll have 100 days to make Grox fall in love with you-
-Now or in a few da- WAIT WHAT SHIT OF WHAT- Froggy scream
-Whether you make that skeleton give you his ass or vice versa, I don't know, I'm not interested in that part- UltimateFroggy said disinterestedly while looking away -YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO DO THAT, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, HOW WILL BEING A SUPREME FROG HELP ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!?-
-Bro i'm ULTIMATEfroggy for a reason, you can't refuse, and I don't give a shit what you think ✌️🥀-
-Seriously, the humor in this fanfic is terrible, using emojis in AO3, But, well, okay, how does this help me become a supreme frog in the first place?- Froggy said, pleading in his mind that he at least had some chance of getting out of this, or that this would help him
-Lmao, nothing, I just want to laugh-
-YOUR SON OF A BITC- Froggy couldn't finish his sentence, as UltimateFroggy teleported him to another location
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Froggy screamed at the top of his lungs because he was about 30 feet above the ground and falling very fast
But luckily it fell into the water
As he came out wearing a wet suit covered in things, he muttered insults, probably directed at his boss
-No, he doesn't see me as a clown, he's my mentor, surely...-
Froggydude put his hand to his head and looked at the ground with an irritated face
-THIS IS DEFINITELY A MANIPULATION TEST! I HAVE TO MANIPULATE GROX! AND THAT WILL HELP ME BECOME A SUPREME FROG, YES, THAT'S IT!- Froggy laughed like a cartoon villain, looking up at the sky -And he spoke to me like that, just to joke around! Yes, he knows I'll be at his level soon, and he already trusts me enough for something like this! Yes... I hope...-
Froggy looked down at the floor again, turned around slowly, and managed to see Grox's new civilization, realizing that this was his destiny, where else would he be?
Froggydude sighed and muttered things to himself as he headed towards the place
-Relax, Froggy... This is for the mission, only for the mission! And you're going to be a supreme frog and you'll defeat Grox...!-
Froggy said it as if he were sure, since he prefers to accept that rather than think he's a circus clown to UltimateFroggy and wants to see him doing gay stuff