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“ holy shit Rui, we gotta stop there’s someone at the door… “
“ huh…oh fuck “
nene and emu had their ears pressed to the door, which was only because for the past half hour they had been hearing words along the lines of
“ will you be the joe to my donald? “
“ isn’t it the biden to my trump? “
“ ugh you’re so not skibidi alpha rizz… “
“ at least I have dih “
“ so do i motherfucker “
tbh it was quite enjoyable and entertaining to hear, that was until the two realized nene and emu were eavesdropping.
“ uh oh nene quick run!! make sure they don’t find the edited images of them as kawaiified genderbent yuri and natsuki passionately making out!!! “
“ yes we gotta run yoh distract them i’ll set up the catboy shrine “
nene ran to the shrin whcih was only missing the picture of them making out. she printed it out and placed it in the middle. fire the color of the gay flag surrounded her and a long talking sentient pp appeared in front of her.
“ hey where did my triden sleepy joe and trumpy smut fic go it was getting to the part wjere they fuck passionately “
“ i need your help all knowing pp!!! “
the pp looked at nene. “ who tf are you… DID YOU TAKE MY TRIDEN SMUT FIC “
“ wtf no i prefer y/n x ceo preferably yaoi but anyways can you make my two idiotic gay friends into catmaid furries
“ omg yes bro i goon to femboys daily nyah nyah senpai!~ “
he then teleported it and nene to the room where rui and tsukasa were making out and gave them maid dresses and caf ears and a cat tail
“ there u good “
“ yes all knowing pp thank you “
it then disappeared and emu hugged nene. “ yes bro i knew u could do it twin now we can make a gay catmaid cafe “
“ wait what whh r we in maid dresses “
rui didn’t seem to care, maybe he even liked it a bit…tsukasa was kinda bitching abt it tho
“ relax we’ll pay you “
“ aight bet twin “
and then nene and emu set up the gay catmaid cafe with the help of mizuki, saki, an, airi and toya who volunteered to become one of the maids for “ science. “ obv they said yes and then made akito do it too but he didn’t agree so he was banished to greet people and constantly go “ nyah nyah senpai~ “
and they all lived happily ever after!!!