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1. what to do when you don’t know what you’re doing by asfroste

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
   • Frank Castle
   • Assorted Spiderman Villains
   • Original Character - Background
   • Gwen Stacy
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Age Difference
   • Dom/sub
   • Smut
   • Top Wade Wilson/Bottom Peter Parker
   • Author hasn't used tags in a long time so apologies if I missed one
   • Alternate Universe

   Summary

   This is not a love story.

   But it does have a happy ending.

   [featuring: idiocy, carelessness, hot sex, tentacle beasts, cuteness, shenanigans, loneliness, copious nicknames, and more. not in that order.]

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,123

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   119

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   21

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