Chapter Text
"Haur, haur, haur, haur, haur, haur haur haur haur," said Freddy Fazbear.
"My name is Bob, and I'm a sponge. Why am I at a pizzeria?" SpongeBob said, New Yorkly.
"Haur, haur, haur, haur, I'm going to kill you," Freddy sang.
SpongeBob ran away in waterworks.
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SpongeBob was still in tears as he sat down in the office chair. The phone started ringing; the ringing got louder and more persistent as time went on. SpongeBob nervously picked up the phone. The second he pressed it to his ear, "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz started playing.
"Hello? Heloooo? Sorry about that," Ralph (the phone guy) said. Ralph hung up the phone.
SpongeBob looked very confused and panicked. "Haur, haur, haur, haur, where is that yellow sponge?" Freddy sang from down the hall. SpongeBob screamed and closed the door.
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SpongeBob had finally calmed down, and so had Freddy. Freddy's attitude about SpongeBob changed; he now wanted to befriend him.
"Haur, haur, haur, haur, Hello, Bob."
SpongeBob yelled in Freddy's face in response.
Freddy's robo face saddened.