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one night suga was sleeping on the floor of the practice room dreaming of sleeping.
a rat came and et his hair.
the next morning, the rest of bts came into the practice room.
jungkook started crying and buried his face in jin's smelly sweatshirt that jin was not wearing. he did it bcuz he was so tramatized. he usually hates smells.
v giggled his deep low giggle that sounds like a cat does before it throws up.
"did our manager give suga a new haircut?" jin wondered in an adorably ditzy way.
suga saw himself and punched the mirror and broke it.
rapmon puked because of the blood, slipped in the puke, and knocked himself out.
j-hope didn't do anything because he was in the bathroom dancing to gee gee gee by snsd.
suga wore a hat for several months after.