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Goh throws a pokeball at Ash Ketchum.
Ash Ketchum is caught.
Goh has a new pokemon called Ash Ketchum.
He is happy.
Ash isn't happy.
Ash breaks out of the pokeball and used Quick Attack on Goh.
Goh is about to pass out so he apologises sincerely to Ash Ketchum, and asks for his forgiveness.
"I'm sorry, I apologise," Goh says apologetically, "Please forgive me."
Ash thinks very hard. Ash forgives Goh.
Goh releases Ash into the wild. Ash is now free from imprisonment.
"Thank you," Ash says thankfully.
"Let's go on a date," Goh suddenly suggests datefully.
Ash Ketchum is in shock. Again, he thinks very hard. Goh waits for his reply nervously.
"Okay," Ash Ketchum agrees. Goh celebrates in joy. Ash's Pikachu (where did it even come from what???) also celebrates in joy. They all celebrate in joy. Ash and Goh travel to a sketchy restaurant where they eat sketchy food and drink sketchy drinks. Pikachu was the only smart one who didn't eat or drink the sketchy meals.
In the end, both Ash Ketchum and Goh died of death from food poisoning. Pikachu no longer has an owner and it is free. It did not mourn its owner's death.
Team Rocket receives the news that Ash Ketchum and Goh is dead. Now they are the one celebrating in joy. It turns out that they were the actual owners of the sketchy restaurant, and poisoning the two children was apart of their plan all along.
"Wow, we actually did it!!" James cheered cheerfully. He stupidly takes a bite out his own sketchy food.
"Oh my gosh why would you do that?!!" Jessie cried as she watched James collapse to the floor.
Pikachu watches all of this chaos unfold. It doesn't seem to care that it watched three people die so it just left the restaurant for its own adventures.
THE END.