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"This is not a one-to-ten scenario," Nigel says slowly, enunciating every syllable. "It's a straight question. How often do you have sex?"
They sit there. Frozen. Both of them perfectly still, their complexions suddenly draining to an identical, alarming shade of pale white as the wall clock ticks loudly in the silence.
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Andy and Emily are Mr and Mrs Smith (2005)