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    What do you do when your ingratiating ex won’t leave you alone? Ask a fellow professor to pretend he’s dating you, of course. 

    And when said coworker tells the press that you’re married

    You— 

    Wait. That wasn’t part of the plan. 

    Or, Draco shows Hermione precisely how he would treat his wife.

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