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Iris is the BIGGEST cat hater in Shibuya……
“OMG IS THAT A CAT!?!??!? EW GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!”
Some random lady glared at her and said, “NO THIS CAT IS THE CUTEST IN THE WORLD!!!!”
“Wow I didn’t know the world was so tiny.”
The random lady looked offended.
Iris and Ena were besties but Ena had enough of Iris’s YAPPING, so Iris was dragged to the cat store “for a dog.”
“EUGH ENA WHY ARE WE IN THE CAT STORE FOR A DOG!?!?!??! THE CAT STORE DOESN’T SELL DOGS!!!!!!!”
“Oh don’t worry, the owner said there was a VERY CUTE dog waiting JUST FOR YOU!”
“OMG ENA YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!!”
“I know”
Ena told Iris to wait while searching around the store, and then Ena came back with a very adorable cat that looked just like a chihuahua. Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!:3
Iris also thought it was the cutest thing ever and decided to adopt it.
When Iris came back home with the ‘dog’ supplies Ena had given her (so Iris wouldn’t buy ACTUAL dog things yk?) Iris thought she was going to name her ‘dog’ Bartholomew III!!!!!! (peak name btw)
Iris showered Bartholomew III with lots of love.:3
One day, Bartholomew III got SICK!!!!!!!!!!:O
So Iris took him to the vet saying he was a dog.
The vet looked at Iris like she was stupid and said, “Ma’am, this is a CAT!!!!!!”
Iris was VERY shocked. OMG!!!!
“WHAT!!??!?!?!? MY BESTIE SAID THIS WAS A DOG!”
“This is a cat.”
Iris was SUPER SHOCKED!!!!!
She took it back home anyway (duh) and realised, “Maybe cats CAN be cute!”
Now Iris was no longer the #1 cat hater.
That title goes to……. KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O
(I have no idea who Kevin is)