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'And do you feel dominated by your wife?'

Summary:

A collection of drabbles (100 words exactly) about how various different Genshin ships might react to this meme (a psychiatrist asks Person A ‘Do you feel dominated by your wife?’ and their wife answers: ‘No they don't’)
NB. Order of names is alphabetical and not necessarily indicative of a clear ship dynamic.

1. Flins/Illuga
2. Neuvillette/Wriothesley
3. Ayaka/Lumine
4. Dottore/Pantalone
5. Enjou/Lumine
6. Arleccino/Columbina
7. Columbina/Sandrone
8. Columbina/Lauma
9. Beidou/Ningguang

Notes:

I wrote this as a fun little exercise back in June, but in light of MAYBE-PLAYABLE ENJOU I decided to post it and thereby contribute to the tag for my beautiful desperate sopping wet brainiac of a husband <3

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Flins and Illuga

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“And, uh… do you feel dominated by your partner?” What an awkward question for standard lightkeeper counselling. The ratnik winced.

Flins’ eyes lit up as he leaned all the way into Illuga’s space, running a worryingly lascivious hand up one arm; the captain blushed in the wan light.

“Well, young master, what do you think? Do I feel dominated by my partner?”

Illuga’s gaze fixed on the ceiling, stoic despite the blush. He sighed heavily, grabbed Flins by the jaw and looked at him, until – the elder shrank like a snail into its shell.

The ratnik blinked.

“No, he doesn’t.”

Notes:

Thank you for giving this a go! I love to hear from people if you enjoyed it, though I grant these are very short <3