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1. marry you with paper rings by cinnamonsalt

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Holly March
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Explicit Language
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Spit as Lube
   • One Shot
   • Rimming
   • Feminization
   • Dirty Talk
   • marriage kink
   • is that a thing? that's a thing now
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • Size Kink
   • Anal Fingering
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Creampie
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Bottom Holland March
   • Top Jackson Healy
   • Teasing
   • Pet Names
   • Holland March is Bad at Sucking Dick
   • it needs to be said people

   Summary

   “You don't think I'd be a good wife,” March barked out, and okay, his words were getting a little soupy, now. Still, he had made it far enough, hadn't he?

   “We can talk in the car- c'mon,” Healy nudged him towards the door with his elbow, and March grumbled, wrapping his legs tighter around the stool. The bartender watched from the shadows, and March could see the light flicker from the whites of those greedy eyes, damn it. 

   “Not until you say I'd be a good wife.”

   Healy's back was towards him, and then it wasn't. “I'm not saying that, March.”

   Series

   • Part 4 of the nice gays

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   English

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