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The BTS Disbandment Party is very trending across social media by various netizens. Not only that, it is said that they will curse BTS and other messes like Israel, Sombr, Donald Trump, True Crime Community, Lesbian Space Princess, Nestlé, and others. The hashtag "#BTSDisband" is popularized around the BTS Disbandment Party topic. This document shows how the BTS Disbandment Party protests from the start, which in the future leads to good things happening.
Formation
Figure 1: LOONA's group photoshoot
In mid-2026, ARTMS members HeeJin, HaSeul, Kim Lip, JinSoul, Choerry, Loossemble members HyunJin, YeoJin, ViVi, Go Won, and HyeJu, soloists Yves and Chuu, and a citizen from Caflopana "Arlene Panlipunan" started a campaign against the popular boy band BTS, which some people criticized their looks as "chopped" and their latest music in the album "Arirang" as "bad". Orbits, Glitts, MYs, SONEs, Stays, Blinks, wotas of various Japanese groups (AKB48, Perfume, =LOVE, etc.), fans of Philippine groups (BINI, SB19, Alamat, etc.) protesters, ROBLOXians, and other people started signing to participate in the BTS Disbandment Party. Even various politicians signed, and some even never attended but only signed for fun, mostly citizens. Celebrities also attended the BTS Disbandment Party.
Figure 2: Tabby Von Meow' speech on Webkinz Votes 2014
BTS Disbandment Party locations were all around some locations like parks, blank stages, mansions, public gatherings, and others. Even an official rule was signed by Kinzville mayor Tabby Von Meow:
"The BTS Disbandment Party never allows any group of people with the following being:
- Racists
- Xenophobes
- Antisemitists
- Diehard Duterte Supporters
- MAGAs
- Homophobes
- Transphobes
- Pedophiles
- being in the "True Crime Community"
- and people convicted of crimes
And it also applies to people, listed here are banned from the party:
- Sombr, American singer
- Gracie Abrams, American singer
- Rodrigo Duterte, former Philippine president
- Donald Trump, current U.S. president
- Brenton Tarrant, the shooter responsible for the 2019 Christchurch mosque shootings
- Payton Gendron, the shooter responsible for the 2022 Buffalo shootings
- Two shooters responsible for the 2026 Tacloban shootings
- Da Boyzz
- Benjamin Netanyahu, current Israeli PM
- Pauline Hanson
- Wykoqucuz
- Canihavepromo
- and many more
If someone attempted to enter there, they will be banned off the party and sent to the purgatory. Laws are included, such as:
- No drugs and illegal substances
- No weapons like firearms, knifes, scissors, and others
- No attempted terrorist attacks
- and importantly, be appropriate in the party"
Figure 3: The UN General Assembly
International summits happened after the construction of the BTS Disbandment Party stages around the world. The UN General Assembly also joined the party as well as to celebrate BTS and Sombr endings. Attenders rise up from thousands to billions, even Caflopanans started to construct the BTS Disbandment Party stages from various areas. FlopTok users then posted threatening messages to BTS accompanied by Cupcakke remixes. Even news outlets like 24 Oras, Fox News Channel, Thairath, and others started describing the BTS Disbandment Party topic as "absurd, chaotic, and energetic ongoing campaigns of the world".
Figures 4 and 5: Characters from the ARG series "Milton Math Games Archive" and "ChezzKids Archive"
Surprisingly, Milton Pascal, Tobee, Garrett Pascal, Raven Ratswell, Roni Ratswell, members of the Milton Math Games Archive cast, Chezzter, Benny Bear, Ticking Tim, Hopper the Rabbit, Harry the Farm Cat, Lola Cat, and Kabuko, members of the ChezzKids Archive cast then joined as the audience, but some even had a speech during breaks.
The Future
Figure 6 and 7: Leni Robredo portrait, A supposed prediction of the 2028 Philippine presidential election
Leni Robredo won the Philippine presidential election in 2028, 2 years after BTS disbands, which Sara Duterte was now a mayor instead of the president. The Philippines have improved so much that it turns to the real "Pearl of the Orient Seas". Laws begin to be less strict, many people have freedom and started seeing the clean cities and streets of the country. No violence, drugs, and illegal things happening after Robredo had her presidential term.
Figure 8: Chart showing ROBLOX's updates as of 2026
ROBLOX decided to remove the age check update after BTS disbanded around late-2026, and even reverted their form back to the October revision, with no restrictions at all. ROBLOX player count rise up after that, and many people expresses their feelings after ROBLOX did the good thing against their concerning updates.
Figure 9: Homepage of Rule 34
Rule 34 was successfully DDoSed multiple times by K-pop fans, and many people who suffered porn addiction quits porn and gets their better lives.
Figures 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, and 16: A poster about missions to Mars, an illustration of what time travelling looks like, a scientific diagram about de-extinction, a chart showing the evolution of scientific discoveries, list of supernatural abilities, two Filipino activists begging for ABS-CBN to reopen, and an illustration of Pseudochelidon sirintarae
Impossible things have occured and happened after BTS disbands, which humans can have new abilities and new scientific discoveries happened all around, de-extinction, time travelling, missions to Mars, revivals of deceased people, and the ABS-CBN reopening was now possible thanks to the disbandment of BTS. LOONA then reunites, HyeJu now reactivates her Instagram account, Jessica then came back to Girls' Generation, KATSEYE now have a friendly concept instead of Rated-SPG concept, Sulasok TV was hacked by K-pop stans, the rediscovery of missing species, and many more events happened which is impossible when BTS was a thing.
We surely hope that this was written for entertainment purposes, and I didn't condone any hate or mockery against the people. Thank you for reading this TFN Publications document.