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The First Headmaster of the Blueberry Yogurt Academy, also known as the Fount of Knowledge, as his name says, knows a lot. Sure, he taught many Cookies throughout the years and all, or at least most, of them finished the academy with perfect scores. But is he really such a great teacher? Many of those who had spent at least one lesson with him will say no. While he may be knowledgeable, his teaching methods are... well, let's just say, unique.
Some of them may be him juggling his head from hand to hand, scaring first years as the head flies out of the window. Straight into the bushes outside.
It's a completely different matter the way he's acting when taking substitute classes, which he shouldn't be taking, as the current headmaster strictly forbidden him from doing so. Perhaps this is due to the incident mentioned above.
The thing is, the headmaster had to quickly take that prohibition away. Why you may ask?
Well, it's because when he took these substitute lessons, he hadn't really took them. The person who teached the class was still teacher that was suppose to be there. But also not really.
All thanks to The First Headmaster of Yogurt Academy being a shapeshifter. Cookie who would have been teaching at the moment White Lily and Pure Vanilla may have looked like thier supposed teacher, but in reality it would not be them but First Headmaster.
You might ask, what happened to the real teacher? The one who was supposed to teach them?
Corridors have broom storages, and one may have also had many comfortable pillows, various snacks and a rather delicious tea. Also that missing teacher that First Headmaster would at that moment impersonate.
And White Lily found about that by rather interesting way. She left the classroom and started walking down the corridor. She was passing doors to storage closet when they suddenly opened. Piles of pillows fell on her, burying her deep under them. All the books she was caring flew from her hands and in every direction. Along with pillows also fell out teacher that was just teaching her few minutes before and nice tea set with biscuits.
To some, First Headmaster is just unique, to others, he is best teacher they could ever have.
But for White Lily cookie...he's the teacher she hates with burning passion.
He is insane, he is foolish, he is reckless. White Lily could go on like that for hours on no end. There was not yet a moment in her life at academy when that cookie was serious for more than few minutes!
And what does even "sky is blue, earth is round and you all should shut your mouth" mean?! Who says such thing when the class is being too loud?!
Well, her anger may also be since because of him she haven't got excellent grade on one of important tests. Just maybe. A tiny bit.
Her answer was correct, and she tried to argue so to him too. But all he said is that it "wasn't enough" for a higher grade! Ten sentences answer wasn't enough! It was a lot more than enough!
And no Pure Vanilla, that is absolutely not stupid of her to think so.
She wants to learn she really do! But there is nothing to learn from his classes. Well, maybe sometimes. To get any information you have to dig it out if his ramblings and riddles. But most of time it's everyhting she already knows and they just repeat it again and again. To no end!
Once he even started writing on the ceiling!
The reasons for White Lily's burning hatred are many, so many that if she were to write them down there would not be enough room in her entire notebook for them.
And for some reason, when she's just trying to have a normal, peaceful day full of studying, he has to completely ruin it all. Set the curtains on fire right next to her or something.
Like, he once send Pure Vanilla Cookie on a mission to look for something inside the walls, and because it's Pure Vanilla, that means White Lily gets dragged into this so called mission as well.
White Lily hates First Headmaster and there is nothing that would change that.