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Brooke: guys
Brooke: i have a highly important question
Jenna: oh god no
Brooke: who would survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse?
Michael: obviously ME
Jeremy: no you’d obviously trip over a chair and die.
Michael: ok first of all
RUDE.
Michael: and second of all
i am a master at apocalypse of the damned and I would obviously save you.
Jeremy: awww :)
Jenna: Jeremy was feeling something after that
Michael: because he’s in love with me
Jeremy: delete that
Michael: no <3
Christine: I think Jake would survive actually
Jake: thanks christine
Chloe: nah jake would try reason with the zombies
Jake: well maybe they have feelings?
Chloe: …the zombies.
Rich: bro i’d be dead in 3 minutes
Jenna: 3 is generous
Rich: gee thanks jenna.
Brooke: wait wait wait
Brooke: I have another question :)
Jenna: i’m scared again
Brooke: who in the gc has kissed someone else in the gc ;)
Jeremy: .
Michael: Good question.
Christine: oh.
Chloe: OHHH
Jake: wait what’s happening
Jake: what’s going on
Jenna: well well well we all know the answer
Rich: I don’t understand.
Michael: same rich. same.
Jeremy: Michael..
Michael: Jeremy..
Jeremy: don’t
Michael: make me.
Christine: i feel like i’m intruding on something here
Chloe: same.
Jake: same
Jenna: same but enjoying it
Brooke: obviously
Rich: wait
Rich: WAIT
Jake: dude i’m waiting
Rich: ARE JEREMY AND MICHAEL-
Jeremy: NO
Michael: YES
Jeremy: MIHCEAL SHUT UP
Jeremy: *MICHELA
Michael: michela?
Jeremy: *MICHAEL
Michael: well.
Michael: technically.
Jeremy: THERE IS NO TECHNICALLY
Michael: you kissed me
Jeremy: ONCE
Michael: actually twice :P
Jeremy: …WHY ARE YOU COUNTING
Michael: i cherish our memories
Brooke: THIS IS SO SWEET I’M CRYING
Christine: adorable :3
Jeremy: guys dont encourag him
Jeremy: encourage
Brooke: okay but since we're apparently confessing things now
Brooke: WHO ELSE HAS KISSED SOMEONE IN THIS GC
Jenna: BROOKE YOU CANNOT DROP A NUKE AND THEN ASK FOR A SECOND ONE
Chloe: honestly just let her
Rich: I suddenly feel like I need popcorn
Jake: why is everyone looking at me
Christine: bro nobody said your name
Jake: THAT'S WORSE
Michael: Jeremy kissed me twice btw
Jeremy: MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD
Michael: <3
Rich: wait so are we just ignoring the fact that Jeremy admitted to kissing Michael TWICE?
Jeremy: YES
Michael: NO
Jeremy: YES
Michael: NO <3
Chloe: well they’re engaged now
Christine: congratulations to the happy couple
Jake: WAIT WHAT DID I MISS
Jenna: apparently an entire relationship
Brooke: GUYS WE NEED TO PLAN THE WEDDING