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1. Now there was a worthy lover! by JonnyTheDoor, Patrochilles_shipper

   Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Gunpowder Tim vs. The Moon Kaiser - The Mechanisms (Song), The Ignominious Demise of Dr. Pilchard - The Mechanisms (Song)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi, M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bertie & Jonny d'Ville & Gunpowder Tim
   • Bertie & Dr. Pilchard (The Mechanisms)
   • Bertie & Jonny d'Ville & Gunpowder Tim & The Toy Soldier
   • Bertie/Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)
   • Bertie & The Mechanisms Ensemble
   • Bertie (The Mechanisms)
   • Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)
   • Jonny d'Ville
   • The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
   • Marquis de All the Knives (The Mechanisms)
   • Dr. Pilchard (The Mechanisms)
   • The Mechanisms Ensemble
   • Assassins & Hitmen
   • Knives
   • So Many Knives
   • Bertie Lives (The Mechanisms)
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • both of us lmao
   • Inspired by Fanfiction
   • Reunions
   • Miscommunication
   • (Not lack of comunication. they just thought the other ded.)
   • Song: Gunpowder Tim vs. The Moon Kaiser (The Mechanisms)
   • Song: The Ignominious Demise of Dr. Pilchard (The Mechanisms)
   • Murder
   • does it count as murder if they survive
   • Gunpowder Tim Needs A Hug
   • The Mechanisms-Typical Temporary Character Death
   • The Mechanisms-Typical Violence
   • Mentioned dr
   • Mentioned Dr. Carmilla - Freeform
   • Soft Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)
   • Bertie is the Marquis de All the Knives

   Summary

   Bertie had survived the Moon War. But- there was no way his Tim could have made it out alive. So Bertie became the Marquis. Aristocrat, contract killer.

   How could he know this simple job to kill a band would change his life forever?

   Language:

   English

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