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  1. please don’t go, i’ll eat you whole by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    10 Sep 2026

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    For a moment, Parrot’s mind fogs up. He wonders if he’ll actually be able to handle a week with all these idiots. Or maybe he’ll kill himself before he makes it to, hell, Wednesday, even.

    He knows it’ll be Wifies to ruin this visit somehow. He’ll act like a crackhead or something in front of a bunch of people. He’ll threaten one of the boys with death. He might do something worse.

    Parrot knew this all very well. And still came, so who’s really the enabler?

     
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    wifies is stupid and ill and mental and parrot has to be the victim of it

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