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This Kingdom will Not Kill Me by MonstrousRegiment
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 Sep 2026
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Summary
Duncan dies in Galway where he's lived his whole life. He wakes up in Ashford, the evening before Prince Aerion takes mortal offense to a puppet show.
He actually didn't mean to make any changes, meant to keep a low profile and survive quietly, but he ends up saving Baelor Breakspear's life because Maekar Targaryen was his favorite character and he was so sad he killed his brother, and what is a normal guy to do but live out a fanfiction fantasy where the prodigal actually gets to go home and his favorite character gets to be happy, for a change?
Baelor and his brother are, somewhat to his detriment, immediately interested. Duncan now has two dragons, and their dragons, and their kids and their dragons, breathing down his neck about his curious attitude and the way he seems to... know things.
Surprise, Duncan! Now you're Dunk, and the Princes are about as chill about you as a volcanic eruption!
