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    “Did y-you get fucking brain damage after you dumped me?” Rick huffed incredulously, “If they're getting past your fucking galactic level security, they probably know where to get good fucking drugs!”

    “Why do you think I'm asking you?” You replied with a sigh, “I don’t want to see you Rick, but my producer thinks if I get kidnapped and molested in an alley somewhere it'll be bad press. He’s gonna cut my shows if I don’t figure it out myself. And you’re the so-called smartest man in the galaxy.” Your eyes met his, and there was a flash of anger behind his clenched jaws.

    “..B-Bad press? Your producer would rather drop y-your shows than help prevent you getting assaulted?” Rick asked around hiccups and the occasionally slurred word.

    “Will you help or not?” You said dismissively, waving your hand in his face to shut him up.

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    After intergalactic popstar reader is threatened one too many times by an anonymous stalker, she has to go to the one man she swore she would never see again. Her ex, Rick Sanchez

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