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    Based on this post (prompt?) from tumblr user des-zimbits, who hopefully doesn't mind me running with it.

    Tater is a master of the art of tacky, tasteless Christmas presents that make people awkwardly unsure if he knows how inappropriate they are, or if he’s giving them out of honest good faith. He’s like that dragon who hoards uncomfortable situations.
    Kent Parson does him one better by gladly accepting and openly using them, from the Hello Kitty travel mug to the Britney Spears body pillow.
    Every year it’s like a game of chicken: Tater tries to come up with a gift of even greater hideousness, trying to find something even Kent will blanch at. At the same time, if he goes too far with his gift, he’s going to endure the pain of watching Kent use it.

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