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Piss and poop meet together
Poop : wow, piss. You are so hot
Piss : I'm well aware, let's make out
*they make out
Piss : your breath stinks
Poop : thanks, kitten
*they fuck
Piss : Poop.. im pregnant!!!
Poop : oh em gee really??
Piss : yess!!
Poop : that's pretty fucking gross yay!
Piss : I know!!
Poop : let's throw a gender reveal party
Piss : ok.
*they throw a gender reveal party
Poop : I'm the father and I think it's gonna be a boy
Piss : I'm the mother and I think it's a boy 🙄
Period blood : I am the fishy Aunt and I think it's gonna be a girl so she gets her period
Pad (period bloods twin) : I think it's a tampon
Diarrhea: I am the gay uncle, and I think it's another doodoo
Meww : hi I'm an uninvited tsundere fairy and I think it's a gourdy 67 baby
Piss : ok. Hello
Poop : ok. Hello
*9 months later
Piss : it's a girl😳😳
Poop : disown that bitch
Piss : Oh fuck you
Poop : ok
Piss : ok
*piss gives birth
Poop : PUSH!!
piss : Shut up, bitch
*piss finishes giving birth. The child was a fart
Poop : it's a fart!!
Piss : oh my God, atkeast it smells better than you do
Poop : I just a babeh
*they start riding on unicorns and eating ice cream