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1. My Cat Is Named Peter Pettigrew. That Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Fic, Btw. by SolangelosQueerKid

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Evan Rosier
   • they fuck
   • HOORAY
   • I was bored and couldn't find a rosier/crouch fic I liked
   • so I wrote this
   • Gay Sex
   • Sex
   • Gay Evan Rosier
   • Good Barty Crouch Jr.
   • I like consent
   • So Barty asks if everything he's doing is okay
   • Top Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Bottom Evan Rosier
   • WTF IF THEIR SHIP NAME
   • Not Beta Read
   • No Beta We Die Like EVERY FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE MARAUDERS FANDOM
   • YO ITS ROSEKILLER
   • Rosekiller

   Summary

   Ask me to write a random ass Evan/Barty fic where they fuck but without great detail and I have no fucking idea what I'm doing and you get this:

   Congrats.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   661

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   11

   Hits:

   130