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1. drop dead, i don't care, i won't worry (i loved you before i saw you) by inthedeepestocean

   Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   03 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shauna Shipman/Jackie Taylor
   • Van Palmer/Taissa Turner
   • Jackie Taylor (Yellowjackets)
   • Shauna Shipman
   • Taissa Turner
   • Van Palmer
   • Natalie Scatorccio
   • Lottie Matthews
   • Mari (Yellowjackets)
   • Misty Quigley
   • Jeff Sadecki
   • Alternate Universe - No Plane Crash (Yellowjackets)
   • Alternate Universe - Shauna Shipman Does Not Have Sex With Jeff Sadecki
   • Gay Jackie Taylor (Yellowjackets)
   • Gay Shauna Shipman
   • Closeted
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Football | Soccer
   • Coming of Age
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • First Kiss

   Summary

   Jackie has finally had enough of Jeff being a terrible boyfriend and has a brilliant idea to fake date her best friend, Shauna, to make him jealous. What she didn't plan was that she would actually end up liking dating her best friend...

   fake relationship, lots of soccer talk, homoerotic best friends type shi, super NOT casual romantic experiences as "friends," no toxic dynamic between Jackie and Shauna, some minor taivan

   The plot of fake dating that turns into an actual relationship is heavily inspired by just lovers (like we were supposed to be) by bizzarestars. One of my absolute favorite fics on here. #jegulus4life. bizarrestars is an absolute wonder and amazing writer, please go check out their work.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,562

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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