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System has added 10+ users to “Diamonds in the Rough”
Chigiri: what the hell is this
Reo: Idek
Ness: What is system
Bachira: wait guys i think it’s a gc of blue lock people!!
Rin: ew
Bachira: rin chan!!! q(≧▽≦q)
Rin: don’t talk to me bobcut
Bachira: 😔😔😔
Isagi: Hey say sorry to Megs rn
Rin: no
Isagi: Say it.
Rin: …sorry
Shidou: lmfao he wants that cookie so bad
Rin: shut the flying fuck up you antannae freak
Shidou: didnt deny it tho
Rin: neither was your mom’s request for an abortion
Charles: 😮
Shidou: CHAR BOYYYYY
Charles: SHIDOUUUUU
Karasu: average tuesday at pxg
Otoya: brorannosaurus rex leave thrm and come to barcha 😭
Hiori: brorannosaurus WHAT now
Otoya: cause he got a fat ass 😛
Karasu: bro 🥹
Otoya: bro 🥹
Yukimiya: what the hell did i just read
Kaiser: Probably nothing with those eyes
Yukimiya: Stfu
Ness: Don’t say that to Micha.
Isagi: Guys do you hear that???
Isagi: The dog’s barking again
Ness: Takes one to know one bitch
Sae: Why am I here
Shidou: SAE CHAN 🥰🥰🥰😩😩😩💝💝💝🥵🥵🥵💞💞💞
Sae: Demon.
Rin: kick them both out right now
Aiku: oh hey Sae been a while
Niko: unc has entered the chat
Aiku: ?????? i’m a couple years older than you what are you talking abt
Niko: surprised you can still do that the dentures must be working well
Aiku: WELL FUCK YOU TOO
Charles: he’s tryna fuck kids 😲😲😲
Niko: pedo alert 🚨🚨🚨
Otoya: awww look honey the kids are bonding
Karasu: i feel so proud 🥹
Hiori: actin you raised them or smt
Karasu: don’t speak me like that young man
Otoya: show your father some respect 😡
Hiori: yukimiya come grab your idiots pls
Yukimiya: they’re all yours
Kunigami: Why can’t I leave this gc.
Chigiri: kuni!!!!!!!
Reo: Pathetic omd
Nagi: y s e1 tkg sm :x
Barou: TYPE IN FULL FUCKING SENTENCES.
Karasu: bro made a new language 💀
Otoya: no bc what the hell is that supposed to say
Reo: He said “Why is everyone here talking so much”
Reo: Treasure I'm so glad you're here too!!
Chigiri: same guy that called me pathetic
Reo: Ahaha my finger slipped and there goes your shampoo order!
Chigiri: NO WAUT PLS
Kurona: um guys
Kaiser: Why am in a gc with you weirdos smh
Isagi: SHUT THE FUCK UP KAISER. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR GOOFY ASS. GET OFF YOUR IMAGINARY THRONE YOU THINK GOD CHOSE FOR YOU AND LET OTHER PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING THAT ISN’T STRAIGHT BULLSHIT.
Isagi: Sorry Kurona you can talk
Shidou: goddamn
Hiori: switch up is CRAZY
Niko: lowk just got flashbacks
Chigiri: omg from team z 😭😭😭
Bachira: team z (≧﹏ ≦)
Kurona: who is system and how did they add us all and how did they make it so none of us could leave
Reo: Guys actually shut up this is serious
Nagi: Reoo cn u sue thm
Barou: CAN YOU FUCKING TYPE OUT A FULL SENTENCE.
Nagi: G bck t clng Maid Barou
Barou: I’LL KILL YOU
Chigiri: the way you only spelled Maid Barou correctly 😭😭😭
System has added Sakura Isagi to this group
Isagi: I'm sorry what
Chigiri: wtf
Bachira: yoichan who is that??
Sakura: Uhhh Dad why did you add me to your gc 😅
Hiori: 
Rin: hey so what the actual fuck
Isagi: WHST
Bachira: ????????
Shidou: THE SPROUT CAN PULL????????
Otoya: ISAGI ISN’T BITCHLESS??????
Karasu: BRO HAS GAME??????
Kaiser: Ts fake
Chigiri: lowk can’t believe this but I agree
Kaiser: Absolutely no one out there wants a kid with yoichi
Ness: thoughts and prayers for this kid 🙏🙏🙏
Isagi: Omfjgd you dumb bitches fhats not my kid??????????
Bachira: it’s ok yoichan we’re here for you!! (*^_^*)
Chigiri: sorry who is WE
Kurona: support pregnant teens, not teen pregnancy ❤️
Hiori: isagi omega confirmed??
Shidou: but whos the alpha 🤔
Rin: stfu with your weird omegaverse shit
Shidou: funny you know what that is 🤨
Barou: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Isagi: Thx barou
Barou: Don’t talk to me peasant
Isagi:
Kaiser: Lmfao
Yukimiya: Okay it’s probably identity theft or smth
Reo: Or we’re getting hacked by this weird system thing
Hiori: we got isagi identity theft before gta 6
Nagi: gta 6 reference
Reo: Nagi 😭
Otoya: nah it's over
Karasu: everyone in this gc getting canceled 🙏
Chigiri: hate to agree with dumb and dumber but this is lowk scary
Otoya: yo princess can i get your sisters number
Chigiri: no tf?????
Sakura: Wait a minute
Sakura: Why are you asking for Uncle Hyoma’s number??
Isagi: HYOMA???
Chigiri: UNCLE???
Otoya: bc she’s hot asf 🤤
Chigiri: stay AWAY from my sister you freak
Reo: Seriously who are you
Sakura: Ok I’m def Yoichi Isagi’s daughter
Sakura: I think from the future
Niko: 
Shidou: yeah good luck with your doppleganger ✌️
Ness: Ofc little Yoichi is dumb enough to get hacked
Isagi: CWN YOU SYFM BITCH
Kaiser: The only bitch here is karma yoichi
Charles: 
Karasu: im crine 😭😭😭
Otoya: that was NOT tuff ❌❌❌
Niko: cringing thru the screen rn
Sakura: I’M NOT JOKING
Sakura: THE WEIRD SYSTEM THING PROBABLY HAS SMT TO DO WITH IT
Sakura: IT MADE THE WEIRD GC ANYWAY
Karusu: wait you lowk onto smt
Isagi: Making a gc is nowhere on the same level as time travel???
Isagi: Digital time travel???
Isagi: Aasfdlkajsfjfaslkdfjla
Otoya: lmao Isagi crashing out
Isagi: YODU BE CRAHSIGN OUT TOO IF YOUR APPRNET KID WAS IN A GC WOTH YOU TF???????
Sae: Prove you’re telling the truth Sakura.
Shidou: omg Sae chan you’re so smart 😩😩😩
Rin: i’m going to order a missile headed straight for your location
Shidou: yeah okay timmy toughknuckles
Rin: KILL YOURSELF
Shidou: TAKE YOUE OWN ADFICE
Chigiri: omfggggg can you bitches go five minutes without fighting
Reo: That’s actually a good idea Sakura what’s something only Isagi would know
Sakura: Ummmm
Sakura: Okay your favorite movie is My Neighbor Totoro and it always used to make you wish you had a sister but now you think of me whenever you watch it
Isagi: ...
Bachira: ＼（〇_ｏ）／
Yukimiya: Isagi is that true
Isagi: Yeah
Isagi: Well idk about the last part but yeah
Isagi: Um hello then Sakura?
Sakura: Hello Dad lol
Aiku: the awkwardness runs in the family
Shidou: damn guess sprout’s sperm is legit
Rin: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Sakura: Lol Dad rlly wasn’t joking when he said you guys hated each other Uncle Ryu
Isagi: RYU????????????
Shidou: uncle 🥹
Isagi: YORU UNCLE PRIVILEGES ARE RVEOKED
Chigiri: sorry “hated”
Chigiri: do they not hate each other anymore????
Reo: Yeah wait what I can’t imagine Rin and Shidou not hating each other
Sakura: Um well they don’t like each other fs but they’ve learned to tolerate each other
Shidou: awwwh rinnie i tolerate you too
Rin: i don’t
Isagi: Rin ignore him
Rin: don’t tell me what to do lukewarm
Bachira: wait maybe you guys are friends in the future!!
Chigiri: lmao i audibly laughed
Rin: ew i don’t make friends with people so beneath me
Isagi: well fuck you too then
Sakura: Erm
Otoya: don’t be shy spill the tea
Sakura: Idk if I should
Sakura: This whole situation is weird with the future timeline
Hiori: man why are you not asking the obvious question
Hiori: WHO’S THE OTHER PARENT
Kaiser: Yes I need to know who was insane enough to do all that with yoichi
Isagi: Ain’t no way YOU’RE talking abt insane
Isagi: Pysch ward patient lookin ahh
Sakura: Dad 😭😭😭
Reo: Lmao do they tolerate each other too
Sakura: NO LMAO they just tried to fight each other last Sunday
Karasu: 😭😭😭 been years and yall still can’t get your shit tg
Isagi: But who won
Hiori: STOP PLAYING
Hiori: WHO’S THE OTHER PARENT
Niko: hiori tryna see if his ship sailed
Hiori: you get me
Sakura: Hmmm wait this is before the 2022 World Cup right
Yukimiya: Yeah
Sakura: Ok then definitely no
Hiori: so something happens during with the world cup????
Sakura: Uhhhh don’t think too hard about that
Bachira: yoichan is your future partner a soccer player?????
Reo: Ofc his partner is a soccer player 😭😭😭
Isagi: Wait WHAT
Chigiri: quick isagi what’s your type
Isagi: Um someone nice that smiles a lot ig???
Shidou: 
Karasu: vanilla ahh type 🥀🥀🥀
Otoya: “water is wet” ahh type 🥀🥀🥀
Rin: lukewarm.
Isagi: Wow god forbid my future partner smile??
Sakura: Oh that description’s def not gonna help lol
Hiori: oh???????
Aiku: Isagi's partner is emo??
Niko: “emo” shut up boomer
Aiku: you of all people can't be talking w that haircut
Niko: i don't wanna hear abt haircuts from you with those damn glow in the dark strands
Aiku: why are you so mean to me like what did i even do
Charles: he's just bullying his dad 🥹
Niko: EWWW W CHARLES TF
Aiku: like i wanna be your dad anyway
Niko: ofc your deadbeat bet you live by the gas station
Hiori: SOEAKING of parents
Hiori: you rlly can't tell us your other one Sakura??
Sakura: Sorry Uncle Yo 😔
Aiku: So are we all just your uncles then??
Niko: yeah you’re the weird one
Aiku: MAN WHI PISSED IN YOUR CEREAL
Niko: no one??? weirdo
Sakura: Yep 😭
Bachira: yoichan can i be be her godfather (^人^)
Isagi: Ofc Megs who else would I choose?
Chigiri: oh sure go ahead and ignore everyone else in this gc 😒
Isagi: You WANT to be my child’s godfather??
Chigiri: no but it’d be nice to make it on the list
Chigiri: so all that time on team z and the second selection meant nothing to you??
Isagi: It did until you said I have the haircut of a five year old
Chigiri: was i wrong tho
Sakura: Lol it’s actually Uncle Ranze
Kurona: really????
Bachira: awwww it’s okay you’ll be a great godfather kurona!!
Isagi: Ofc Kurona you’re a real one
Chigiri: i just know bachira is tearing up rn
Bachira: 
Reo: HELPPPP
Kurona: 💔💔💔
Isagi: Megs noo don’t cry 😭
Sakura: Don’t worry Uncle Megs you got Satoshi :)
Isagi: who now
Sakura: Ummmm
Shidou: gang stop edging us just tell us fr
Rin: stop traumatizing the child wtf
Isagi: Do NOT speak to my child
Sakura: Awwww Dad
Bachira: who’s Satoshi??????
Sakura: Ummmm
Sakura: My older brother
Chigiri: LMFAOAOOAOAO
Reo: Yeah we’re cooked
Isagi: I HAVE TWO KIDS????????
Kaiser: Someone had two kids with Yoichi?
Isagi: Genuinely stfu rattail
Bachira: omg i’m satoshi’s godfather????
Otoya: damn isagi take a break
Karasu: fr pull out bro
Yukimiya: Shut the HELL up
Hiori:
Chigiri: hold up can we add Satoshi to the gc??
Reo: Let’s not traumatize another child today giri 😭
Bachira: YES CHIGIRI I WANNA MEET MY GODSON ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ
Isagi: I mean I wouldn’t mind meeting my son as well
Karasu: he wouldn’t mind 😭
Otoya: Sakura rlly feeling the favoritism rn
Sakura: Yeah it’s lowk nice lmao
Isagi: STOP WAIT DO I REALLY FAVOR SATOSHI???
Kaiser: Called it he’s a horrible father
Sakura: Do NOT make the joke you’re thinking of rn Dad
Isagi: …fine
Kaiser: Wtf how do you know that???
Sakura: Bc he just made it when you both fought
Ness: Isagi stay out of Micha’s business
Isagi: Omfg can you speak any sentence that doesn’t have Kaiser’s name in it
Chigiri: YOU GUYS GET DISTRACTED SO EASILY
Chigiri: Sakura pls add your brother
Sakura: Lol okay Uncle Hyoma
Sakura: This should be fun
Sakura Isagi has added Satoshi Isagi to this group
Sakura: @satoshi get online
Satoshi: what is this
Bachira: AHHHHHH ITS MY GODSON
Satoshi: …yeah?
Sakura: Backread Sato
Satoshi: yeah i aint reading allat
Sakura: You have to it’s important
Satoshi: ugh fine
Isagi: Omg you guys fight like siblings I’m gonna cry 😭😭
Rin: what would you know abt siblings you tepid only child
Isagi: Wow god forbid I get sentimental over my KIDS??
Isagi: Oh wait what would you know about being sentimental
Rin: i don’t need to be sentimental over such lukewarm things
Rin: maybe if you focused on soccer instead of crying over children you could be somewhat comparable to me
Isagi: Remind me who ranked number one with you
Isagi: Take ONE good look in your brain and remind me
Rin: still below me tho
Isagi: JASLDKFJSF YOU’RE SO ANNOYING
Satoshi: PLEASE stop flirting we already dealt with enough of this on your anniversary