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Oh joy! I have to go to Camp Green Lake!!!
yippe (not)
I stepped out of the bus, feeling the hot Texas air, af if it was going to get any cooler.
I was assigned to Tent D, as if the tent I’m in would change anything.
This is going to be the craziest thing ever omg.
BOOM NEXT DAY
Mr. Sir told me about the requirements for my hole, 5 foot wide, 5 foot deep, blah blah blah.
Wait but first off why is he called Mr SIR!?!?!?!?
But digging that dang hole made me want to die. Or cry. Or even both!!!!!!! >:(
Also I am not bothered to learn who is who but the nicknames they have are INSANE omg.
WHY IS THERE A KID CALLED ARMPIT HELLO!!?!?!?!?!?
I am so very concerned
Then some kid told me the second hole’s the hardest.
oh no
NEXT DAY AGAIN BOOM
That little kid was right
THAT HOLE WAS A PAIN
SAVE ME MY LIMBS ARE DYING AGH
Ok these kids now had the audacity to call me Ron Weasley
save me toya an kohane whoever
anyone
even tsukasa
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NEXT DAY AGAIN
genuinely WHAT is going on here
SOME KID BEAT UP ANOTHER KID CALLED CAVEMAN AND THEN ANOTHER KID CALLED ZERO CHOKED THE PERSON WHO WAS BEATING UP CAVEMAN
AND THESE STUPID AHH COUNSELORS WERE MAKING FUN OF ZERO BECAUSE HE
DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO READ
okaaaaaaay now Zero is gone
The frick whoever is running this (The Warden probably) needs to be sued
THREE DAYS LATER
Ok there’s some new kid named Twitch
WHAT ARE THESE KIDS DOING HE LITERALLY STOLE A CAR
Actually I can’t be talking I’m here too
I wonder how the others are doi- WHY DID THAT CAVEMAN KID DRIVE THE WATER TRUCK INTO A HOLE
ok he’s gone too
probs for Zero idk
SEVERAL DAYS LATER……………..
what
Ok so like Caveman and Zero are back ig and they found some fricking treasure!?!??!?!?
Oh and Caveman has a lawyer to pick him up ig
After too much arguing Caveman and Zero got the treasure and boom they’re gone
WAIT NO MORE HOLES TO DIG YAY
NO MORE TORTURE
A WHILE LATER
Ok so like CGL is closed yippe
ALSO I WAS DECLARED INNOCENT
I’M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also CGL is gonna be a girl scout camp soon lol
“This isn’t a Girl Scout Camp” my ahh bro