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if you ever need me, whistle by sidnihoudini
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
09 Sep 2026
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Summary
“Martyn says Dan’s been asking about you,” Cornelia says out of nowhere.
Phil almost chokes on his bite. No Dan. Bad Phil. Bad Cornelia.
“What’s he asking?” BAD PHIL.
Cornelia sits back in the chair and sips her water. “You know Dan. He wants to know everything but can’t get himself to say the words.” BAD CORNELIA.
“Yeah.” They look at each other, Cornelia sucking something out of her tooth and Phil trying to send her psychic messages, tell me everything, ask Martyn exactly how he looked and how many freckles are under his eyes. “So? What did Martyn say?”
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Dan and Phil broke up a few months ago. Phil and his new boyfriend go on vacation, where they run into a (very not ever jealous, definitely) Dan at the hotel.