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1. please tell me this is a joke by coerjipp

   Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ahn Keonho/Eom Seonghyeon
   • Ahn Keonho
   • Eom Seonghyeon (CORTIS)
   • Fluff
   • Eom Seonghyeon is Whipped (CORTIS)
   • Ahn Keonho is Whipped
   • Sickfic
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

   Summary

   **Keonho:** [Image Attached]
   **Seonghyeon:** wait what
   **Seonghyeon:** keonho??
   **Seonghyeon:** please tell me this is a joke. why are there two lines?
   **Seonghyeon:** KEONHO ANSWER ME.
   **Seonghyeon:** how is this even possible? we are both guys. i dont know how this works but we cant be having a baby right now we have a showcase in three months!!
   **Seonghyeon:** do i need to call a doctor? or a priest?
   **Seonghyeon:** please just wake up and tell me you’re prankng me.

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