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1. How to convince a lawyer to take the money (or how the bathroom scene should have gone) by enterthebirdcage

   Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Aug 2026

   Tags

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   • Kevin Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)/Buddy Crane (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Kevin Avery (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Buddy Crane (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Bill Pelicanos (Coyote vs. Acme)
   • Lawyers
   • lawyers who are mean to each other
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • like kevin wants it but hes shy
   • Gay Sex
   • Bathroom Sex
   • guys i watched the film today and immediatley went 'oh i have to redo that damn bathroom scene'
   • Buddy Crane is an asshole
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • though I guess there is some plot
   • Coming Inside Someone

   Summary

   Kevin Avery can't help that he looks like that, not after a night spent in the street after fighting against some faulty ACME tech. HE also can't help feeling attracted to his opposition, the asshole that is Buddy Crane. When Crane enters the bathroom with a cash offer, it's going to take a little more than that to sweeten the deal.

   How about they reminisce on old times?

   (Or how I think the bathroom scene should have gone)

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