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1. Please Ignore the Monsters by Kat_Who_Dreams_Of_Space

   Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   11 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Colin Wallis | Armsmaster | Defiant
   • Ethan | Assault
   • Battery (Parahumans)
   • PRT | Parahuman Response Team
   • Protectorate East-North-East
   • Dean Stansfield | Gallant
   • Missy Biron | Vista
   • Azn Bad Boys
   • Original Character(s)
   • tags will update with time
   • My knowledge is from fics / Don't expect true accuracy
   • CYOA
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • I will try to be accurate anyways

   Summary

   When creating your own CYOA for shits and giggles, you always gotta watch out in case someone's actually willing to make that your new reality. Unfortunately, some being has decided to grant me this wish without actually telling me what I wished for. And with it, the monkey paw curls it's finger.

   ...
   This is essentially an SI fic I've started for fun with my SI trying to follow the main events of the story.
   I've only started reading Worm as of starting this fic in order to better my Worm knowledge and familiarity.
   Expect a TON of mistakes in that regard.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,973

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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