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I got dragged to church this morning by my mom
I sat in the back took the wafer drank the wine said hello to all the old lady’s and at the end of the service I really had to pee the regular bathroom had a stream off grandmas coming in and out off it and chatting
so I walked down the hall to the disabled bathroom that’s usually empty as I started getting closer I heard muffled noises coming from the bathroom
I stood stok still listening and against my better judgment I stepped forward and knocked
Know I look back at it I realise this whole thing could’ve been avoided if I just spoke to mrs patty at the other bathroom but no point in dwelling on the past
The noises didn’t stop if anything they got louder
I could make out the sound of voices they sounded like those silly Tik tok voice filters I could also make out father johns deap raspy voice Whitch all the grandma’s swooned over
After a few seconds i gingerly turned the door knob and peaked round the door
And to my utter dismay I saw father John the 65 year old man who ran the church smelled off cough drops and tea sitting on the toilet his robes pushed up surrounded by four femboys one spotted me and gave me a little wave and cheeky smile all of them had cat ears lash extensions and thigh high sosks short pleated skirts and shiny lip gloss or at least what I hop was lip gloss one was even wearing sparkly platform boots
They were using the grab bars sink and one was perched on the baby changing table
Father John snapped his head towards me at lighting speed face went totally white
Now I know what I should’ve done bolt and run out off the church but like the absolute idiot I am I didnt do that
I stepped inside instead and locked the door behind me everyone’s attention was on me know there was a Erie silence in the room
So I dropped to my knees on the cold tilled floor and just started staring at father johns bare feet
A stunned silence settled over the room then they slowly picked back up were they left off with me