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*Goggles added headphones, bobble hat, specs, emperor, rider, bamboo hat, blazer, stealth goggles, straw hat, AND MANY MORE
Goggles : Hey everyone!! :D
Rider : Goggles, why did you add EVERYONE we know including side characters that don’t appear ever again into 1 CHAT.
Goggles : I thought it would be funnnnn!!!!!
Emperor : this looks amusing.
Specs : YOU ADDED THE KING AND HIS TEAM TOO?! oh my cod there over a 100 people here
Goggles : yeh I added everyone! :D
Bobble hat : oh YAY!! New chat!!!
Headphones : well good afternoon to everyone here I guess T0T
Aloha : hmmmm? A new chat with everyone~? This will be fun! ♪
Skull : nice.🍭
Mask : oh great. A chat with a bunch of smiley idiots😭✌️
Gloves: this is so COOL!
Mask : oh it’s the trend guy.
Gloves : YUP THATS ME!
Mask : greaattttt…
Aloha : ANNYWAYS!!! does anyone wanna join me and my team at the beach? ♪
Goggles : oooo ME!!
Specs : inklings can’t swim what’s the point of being at the beach????
Aloha : to have fun of course what else~
Specs : I mean I guess that seems reasonable..
Aloha : see you get it! Now Goggles meet me@ the beach @3pm today •3•
Goggles : Yeh!!!!! I’ll bring my whole team so they can have fun too!!
Bobble hat : I’m bringing the sand toys ^^
Aloha : We have volleyball too~!
Rider : they’re gonna melt in the water aren’t they. Especially Goggles
Aloha : stop worrying about goggles I’ll make sure he’s safeeeeee
Rider : fine you better keep your promise ‘loha.
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5pm
Goggles : THAT WAS SO FUN! ^U^
Rider : oh your back how fun was it?
Goggles : LIKE REALLY FUN
Headphones : I can agree! It was fun I learned how to play volleyball !!
Specs: it was a good experience I’d say!
Aloha: glad you had fun! Come join us againnnn!!
Dive : yeahhh we like to have more people come so it feels like a party :)
Aloha : Dive is right we do love partiesss!!
Emperor : hm..the king would like to attend one of Aloha’s ‘parties’
Rider : do you have to refer to yourself as a “king”
Emperor : I am the king of turf war after all.
Rider : more like goggles because he BEATED your ass
Specs : LANGUAGE!!!
Rider : specs shut the fuck up don’t act like you don’t say shit mid battle.
Aloha & Goggles : ooooohhh burn!!!!
Bamboo hat : damn my leader is going through it😭😭
Stealth goggle : no for real haven’t seen him this angry since the first battle we fought together
Aloha : LMAOOO
Rider : shut up I can hear you two laughing from my room
Bamboo hat & Stealth goggles : sorry Rai 😭
Bamboo hat : I’m trying not to wake up blazer
Rider : fucking lesbians
Bamboo hat : says the one who actually nevermind.
Rider : yeah keep your mouth shut thanks bamboo.
Headphones : ????
Specs : just as confused as you are ‘phones.
CHAPTER 2
(Notes : it’s 3:46 am my friend is telling me to sleep so I shalll sleep now)
This is before the corocoro ranked tournament
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*goggles @ everyone
Goggles : GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! :D
Specs : YOUR LATE BY 20 MINUTES AND YOUR TEXTING THE GROUP CHAT NOW?
Goggles : ye :p
Mask : stop spamming omfg
Goggles : sorry!!
Specs : OH OH MY IM GETTING ATTACKED IM
Rider : so has anyone seen the news or was it just me and my team..
Gloves : I’ve seen it too!!
Gloves : basically there’s a new corocoro tournament that’s super fresh!
Headphones : and the team that wins the tournament gets a new shop also has anyone checked up on specs he isn’t at the team apartment
Gloves : basically 😎
Army : I WAS OFF MY PHONE FOR ONE DAY AND YOU HOOLIGANS CANT STOP CHATTING! 100+ MESSAGES WASNT IN MY MANUAL!
Aloha : okay Mr grumps~
Army : shut up PARTY ANIMAL.
Mask : stop bickering it’s annoying and get to the meeting already.
Aloha : whateverrr I’m coming..so who’s participating?
Rider : I think everyone we know
Aloha : sooo basically every1 in this gc mkayyy ♪
Gloves : catch ya later I have to practice my super fresh dodge rolls😎
Rider : I guess bro
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S4 DMs
Skull : so all of you heard the news about the tournament?
Aloha : yupp!!
Army : Yes.
Mask : yeah
Skull : you heard the new team that came along with the new battle modes
Army : The X blood. I have to make a manual just for that team their the highest rank.
Army : I also can’t participate today because I’ve been injured sadly.
Mask : does that mean we have to add Rider 😞
Aloha : let me add himmmmm~
*Aloha add worst dynamo roller main
Aloha : OH SHIT THE NAME SHOWS UP😭
Mask : lol son im crine 😭😭
Army : Rider is not THAT bad at the dynamo🧐
Skull : well that’s a interesting name😂
Rider : WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING CONTACT NAME FOR ME ALOHA KEALOHA
Aloha : NOT THE FULL LEGAL NAME RIDER YAMAMOTO😭
Rider : whatever. Why’d you add me to your S4 chat
Aloha : causeee Arms is injured and can’t play so we need a substitute >3•
Rider : Fine. I’ll join your team. So what’s the team plan.
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Aloha : TOURNAMENT TIME!!!~
Army : yes we know Aloha.
Forge : captain is having a hard time with typing because he’s injured n all T_T
Aloha : ah I see!!
Emperor : so I’m assuming everyone knows about the tournament correct?
Skull : Yea
Prince : I can’t wait to fight with my new team!!!
Laceless : You got this Mr Prince!!!!!!
Prince : thanks Laceless your going to do well too ^^
Mask : greatttt now we have a bunch of love birds too
Emperor : is my little brother in love ?
Prince : THIS IS NOT THE TIME !!! 😢
Headphones : ah greatttttt specs is uhm INJURED!!
Mask : we can see that
Army : poor spec s hes hrut too
Aloha : hrut LMAOO😭😭
Forge : excuse his poor typing once again captain is HURT!!!
Bobble hat : everyone’s getting hurt(*^▿^*)
Headphones : bobbles ily but THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO SAY THAT!
Bobble hat : aw man ^^,
Rider : see everyone at the tournament good luck with X blood
Hachi : You too Rider!!😊
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(Note - I made only SOME characters up to date with the newest humor in 2026 explains why skull still uses the laughing emoji)
Headphones sent a voice message : OU MY COD WHAT WE WON!
Octoglasses : congratulations team blue 🥹🥹
Forge : Booyah everyone!
Aloha : OMGMG!! Team blue wins again~!!! Congratulations it’s party time!
Specs : HUZZAHHHH!! MY TEAM ONW!! YAYHW
Clip-ons : WOOHOO !!!!!