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1. i will be your accident, if you will be my ambulance by cricketsatnight

   Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Melissa "Mel" King/Frank Langdon
   • Melissa "Mel" King
   • Frank Langdon
   • Emma Nolan (The Pitt)
   • Cassie McKay
   • Parker Ellis
   • Yolanda Garcia
   • The Pitt (TV) Ensemble
   • Divorced Frank Langdon
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • (no fuckass ring)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • (in the George Glass way)
   • Idiots in Love
   • Miscommunication
   • Porn with Plot
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Sweet/Hot
   • Dirty Talk
   • Phone Sex
   • Sexting
   • Sex Toys
   • Humor
   • Requited Unrequited Love
   • Jealous Frank Langdon
   • when you love someone so much you would crawl through broken glass if they asked you to
   • Frank Langdon and his lesbian friends that tolerate him
   • Frank Langdon's Vasectomy
   • background mohabbot
   • background McEllis
   • when they're both a little crazy
   • Frank Langdon Eats Ass
   • Frank Langdon Talks Melissa "Mel" King Through It
   • Possessive Frank Langdon
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • lying where no one gets (truly) hurt
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Mouth Breather Frank Langdon
   • Demisexual Melissa "Mel" King
   • a touch of frabby unpleasantness

   Summary

   You know, Frank Langdon would love to say he’s gotten his shit together about Mel King in the eight months since his return to PTMC in July, but, well, he hasn’t. (It doesn’t mean he hasn’t thought about it, though.) And just when he thinks the stars align and an opportunity presents itself in the form of an engagement party RSVP, an accidental text from Mel sends him into a tailspin.

   Frank is confused and heartbroken and turned on, but Mel asks him for help… and who is he to deny the love of his life?

   He’s a good person. When he wants to be.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   49,412

   Chapters:

   3/7

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   278

   Bookmarks:

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