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    Zhongli Quan collapses back into his seat, staring at the scroll with the golden wish highlighted, glowing, projected into the air for all of them to read.

    I want to fuck Zhongli Quan.

    “All wishes must come true,” Li Tieguai says, puffing a cloud of smoke towards Zhongli Quan, doing a terrible job of hiding his smile.

    “How is this kind of wish allowed?” Zhongli Quan whines. “What do we do about this? Can we ignore just this one?” He looks at Lü Dongbin, his eyes big, wet, and desperate.

    Lü Dongbin is staring at the scroll, his eyebrows drawn heavily together. “Well – I’m sure they wouldn’t hold us to a wish like this, right?” He looks to Cao Guojiu.

    “I don’t know. I’ve never seen a wish like this before, but – they say all wishes for a reason,” Cao Guojiu says.

     

    aka, the one where a mysterious wish leads to binquan fucking (you can guess who made the wish)

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