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1. You Suck, Let's F*ck by CoffeeDrip

   Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kaladin/Adolin Kholin
   • Kaladin & Adolin Kholin
   • Adolin Kholin
   • Kaladin (Stormlight Archive)
   • Renarin Kholin
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Porn
   • literally porn
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Gay Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Shower Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • They barely know each other
   • And they don't really like each other
   • Bisexual Adolin Kholin
   • Bisexual Kaladin
   • They're both sluts here
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Add every porn and sex tag available
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • definitely out of character
   • they don't even kiss
   • asexual Renarin
   • sex on a desk
   • I don't know you well enough to hate you sex
   • Sex on the day they met
   • Shades of BDSM
   • But not actual BDSM
   • Kaladin is just bossy

   Summary

   College AU - Renarin is moving in with Kaladin

   Adolin helps him move, thinks Kaladin's personality sucks, and then they f*ck.

   It's porn. Just porn with a sprinkle of plot for the sake of moving things along. I mean it - EXPLICIT means EXPLICIT.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,062

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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