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Part 1 of The decline of the teenage psyche which stemmed from the pinnacle moment of which Adam ate the apple
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2026-09-02
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2026-09-02
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I don't know what love is but I surely didn't do it right

Chapter 1: Somebody

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I want to live in a shitty apartment
Boyfriend washes up while I cook pasta on the stove
It's that simple really

I may be a submissive yet charming machine
Yet I will always love you
Whoever you are to me

I'll do it for any man
Any women
Somebody