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1. Merlin's Saggy Left Testicle, I Need A Drink by orphan_account, SteRhubarb

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Oct 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lily Evans Potter/James Potter
   • Sirius Black/FemaleOC
   • Sirius Black
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans
   • Remus Lupin
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • OC - Character
   • lying
   • Implications of a sexual nature
   • Smoking
   • Sirius knows Emily Dickinson

   Summary

   Or, How Sirius was a prick to his friends and Miranda Reynolds does not have a very nice arse. At all. In any way shape or form. And her tits are horrible too.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Burned and Stubbed

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,788

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   38

   Bookmarks:

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